Restaurants in Bonita

Welcome to Groupon San Diego! For our inaugural deal, $25 gets you $50 worth of grub and guzzle at Sea Rocket Bistro, located at 3382 30th St.

Today’s Groupon encourages you to choose your favorite dessert and have it tattooed on your calf. For $6, you get $15 worth of holiday pies and other tasty desserts and foods at San Diego Desserts. San Diego Desserts’ dedication to quality and dominance over the dessert kingdom is deliciously awe-inspiring; the bakery is on a mission to never rest until your day has been blissfully usurped by sweetness and all unhappiness has been overthrown in a military coup of good cheer.Grandma, 40 cakes: One for each year of her life, divided by two, multiplied by the number of times you’ve disappointed her by not having children.Postman, 15 cakes: One for each time you’ve almost called him Paul but stopped because you’re not 100% sure that’s his name.Office Crush, 1 cake: Undelivered.Casting Agents, 1 cake each: A single bundt cake is enough to remind agents that you’re still alive and that, despite the accident, you’re still “in Batman shape.”

Sip wine, snack on paninis, and devour small plates in the heart of San Diego’s Italian district. With today’s Groupon, $25 gets you $50 worth of food and drink at Enoteca Style, an upscale café and lounge brought to you by the folks behind East Village spot Salad Style.

Today’s Groupon is full of savory, old-world deliciousness. Thirty dollars gets you $65 worth of food and drink at de’Medici Ristorante Italiano, the Gaslamp District’s home of fine Italian dining and former home of baseball great Willie Mays. Owner Salvator Vitale prides his elegant trattoria on the hospitality and service of his staff, and the cuisine that's lovingly prepared in the open kitchen or tableside (like the Atlantic smoked salmon or Caesar salad). Take a look at de’Medici’s extensive menu to find favorites from Southern and Northern Italy, including fettuccine alla Bolognese, linguini pescatore (with seabass, swordfish, clams, shrimp, and calamari), scaloppinie (sliced veal) or pollo (chicken) alla marsala, or piccata. If you once described yourself as a pescaphile in a personal ad, make sure to check out more of de'Medici's impressive seafood options. 1900: Commissioned the earliest-known audio recording of a person tripping over an ottoman. 1937: Commissioned the Spanish Civil War in order to inspire Picasso’s Guernica. 1966: Commissioned the Swingin’ Medallions beach-rock hit “Double Shot (Of My Baby’s Love).” 1990s: Commissioned all of Andie MacDowell’s movies.

Today's Groupon gets you $15 worth of pastabilities for $5 at Devine Pastabilities, the sandwich shop that was voted Best Sandwich in San Diego in 2007, 2008, and 2009 on 10 News A-List. The signature pastability is the "torpasta," a hollow garlic roll stuffed with pasta.

Today's Groupon is a man dressed as a woman feeding you food. You get $50 worth of food for $25 at Lips, a "drag diner" where men dressed in high heels, bras, skirts, dresses, and women's goalie masks wait your table and put on wildly entertaining drag shows. You get $50 worth of pasta, seafood, poultry, and anything else on the menu, plus drinks such as Lips' famous frozen cosmopolitan. Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.