According to legend, when Icarus lassoed the sun, he forgot to use a proper bowline knot and inadvertently wrangled the ball of fire too close to his wax lips. With today's Groupon, avoid repeating past failures from humanity's longstanding mission to capture the sun. For $34, you get three full-body spray tans from Tanastacia mobile tanning service, a $69 value. The company will bring all the necessary supplies to you and apply your spray tan in the convenience of your home, office, event hall, or sporting arena bathroom. You can use your tans across separate sessions or all at once, meaning one Groupon can tan the hides of three people.