An affordable and monumental selection of sofas, beds, desks, and sarcophagi mingle good-naturedly in Ashley Furniture’s wondrous warehouse. A Matrix Accent Chair ($219.99) commands shoppers’ attention with its sleek, contemporary design, and Kira furnishings provide stylish sites for storage, studying, or snoozing. A Sydney Accent Chair ($199.99) or Cubit ottoman set ($99.99) anticipate increasing the comfort of various human inactivities, while the Romy Accent Table Group consists of one cocktail and two end tables, creating a table cartel ruling over a home's Speed Quarters surface needs.
The team of specialists at Aggressive Sounds Car Audio adds shade to cars, trucks, SUVs, and vans with privacy- and safety-enhancing window tinting. Whether drivers choose to darken two or five of their vehicle's windows, they can rest assured that the tinted glass will block up to 99% of harmful ultraviolet rays from sneaking into interiors to fade upholstery or give dashboard bobbleheads embarrassing tan lines. A proper tint job may also help reduce glare, keep passengers cool on sunny days, and hold shattered glass together during collisions.
Insured, factory-trained technicians from Custom Air, Inc. pay close attention to details when they inspect and service furnaces, performing a 21-point inspection with each tune-up. They check heat exchangers, electric connections, and the safety of the furnace. To prepare furnaces for the winter, they change filters, keep a lookout for dangerous gas leaks, and give riveting pep talks. In addition to tune-ups, the technicians are factory certified to install and repair systems, offering express appointments at any time of the day or night. They back all their services with a 100% guarantee.
As seasonal temperatures begin to swelter, Joseph Batman at Fire and Ice Heating and Cooling ensures that homeowners are impervious to the conditions outside with thorough air-conditioner tune-ups. He inspects the unit inside and out, examines ducts, and surveys attic and basement insulation to maximize efficiency. After completing inspections and tune-ups and answering any questions about optimizing AC efficiency, Joseph vanishes into the night sky like America's favorite caped crusader, Karl Malone.
All American’s mobile cleaning crews clear stains from Greensboro flooring using truck-mounted steam-powered cleaning equipment and biodegradable cleansers. The roughly two-hour treatment cleanses and deodorizes carpet, then applies a protective layer of Scotchgard to shield sensitive fibers from the slings and arrows of outrageous juice spills. All American combats grime with a hot-water extraction process that digs deep into floor-hair to root out stains in the shape of Gorbachev's face, adjusting heat and water flow to safely de-gunk even delicate carpets and rugs.
Hidden amid thatches of thick, dark woods, X-Treme Fear Haunted House leads autumnal adventures through an odyssey of fear-inducing phantasms. X-Treme's scare chamber hosts a spook-inducing salon of evil clowns, black-robed witches, and haunting specters with knives for fingers in a hand-painted 17-foot-tall inflatable tent. Screams of delighted fright drift from the centripetal chills of the Terrorvator, a spinning elevator ride that twirls patrons through a kaleidoscope of gruesome scenes. Open until midnight Fridays and Saturdays, X-Treme Fear Haunted House envelops visitors in a nighttime trek across a landscape of horrors underfoot and around corners, including charred corpses, crazed killer bunny rabbits, and mandatory conjugation of irregular French verbs. The exhilarating romp is intended to match the intensity and gore of a PG-13 film, and an adult must accompany children 12 and younger.