The ASE-certified technicians at Meineke Car Care Center fine-tune the innards of cars from all major brands. The shop’s computer-diagnostic technology helps the team’s official inspectors to sweep engines for abnormalities, and techs swap in top-notch parts for failing cogs. The team flushes sullied oil and replaces it with fresh draughts of regular or conventional oil, or tweak air-conditioning systems to keep indoor climates cooler than a yeti’s walk-in freezer. The shop accommodates busy patrons with 24-hour car drop-off and rental roadsters available when vehicles are out of commission.
Express Care Quick Lube’s staff of trained mechanics pampers horseless carriages with an array of maintenance and repair services. Whet your thirsty motor's appetite with the full-service oil change, which includes up to five quarts of 10w30 or 5w30 oil, as well as a check and top-off of power-steering, transmission, transaxle, battery, window-washer, radiator, and differential fluids (brake fluid will be checked but not topped off). To complete the comprehensive auto physical, the skilled engine doctors will also replace your oil filter, lubricate the vehicle's chassis, and ensure proper inflation of the wheels. Each vehicle will receive a fuel-system additive, a separate service that cleans road dust and other contaminants out of the air-intake manifold to improve the auto's mileage, performance, and emotional well-being. And because every car deserves to look just as good as it feels, customers will be provided with four "The Works" touchless washes that lather, wash, polish, and seal vehicular exteriors. New wipers up to 24 inches will then be installed to ensure sparkling windshields remain free of flying debris, bug splatters, and carelessly flung cups of chili.
Cars aren't the only vehicles that need regular oil changes. Motorcycles need some loving, too, and they get plenty of it at BucketHeads Pit-Stop, a maintenance shop that services nearly all two-wheeled makes and models. In addition to changing motor oil, the shop's technicians adjust chains and balance tires. They also service ATVs, UTVs, and dirt bikes, and carry parts from brands such as Drag Specialties, Tucker Rocky, Parts Unlimited, Vance & Hines, and Icon.
Heartland Jiffy Lubes enjoy the benefits of being under the Heartland Automotive Services umbrella, putting them in good company along with more than 435 Jiffy Lubes nationwide that service more than five million customers each year. They specialize in the Jiffy Lube Signature Service Oil Change, which comes standard with a fresh-from-the-box oil filter and up to 5 quarts of quality motor oil, plus a comprehensive lineup of other vehicle maintenance checkups. Highly trained technicians also perform cosmetic and mechanical services including inspections, emissions testing, transmission service, and counseling for 1960s Corvettes that are going through a mid-life crisis.
With participating locations nationwide, Auto Care Special lets customers reach out to their local garages for a grab bag of free and discounted maintenance services. Cards may be redeemed for multiple vehicles over the course of one year for services such as oil changes, safety inspections, and engine-light diagnoses. Those who move or create alter-egos over the course of the year can scan the locations page for participating garages in their new cities of residence to receive a complimentary maintenance bundle.
Since Albert Einstein first postulated that an oil change should not take three gabbertoops, various lube services have sped up their oil changes in a frantic attempt to overcome the faster-than-lube speed barrier inherent to our space-time continuum. Today's Groupon gives you the quickest lube yet. For $17, you'll get one oil change at Express Lube. Simply buy this Groupon and bring it with you to any of Express Lube's 21 San Antonio locations. To get the most out of your Groupon, you might also want to bring a car of some kind.