Nightlife in Carney

Magooby's Joke House – Up to 83% Off Standup

Magooby's Joke House

$36 $10

Venue named Best Comedy Club by the Baltimore City Paper hosts veteran comedians such as April Macie and Michael Che

K. Michelle – Up to 50% Off R&B

The Palladium

$50 $25

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R&B songstress from VH1's Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta performs sultry tracks from her hit debut, Rebellious Soul

50% Off Wine Pairing

Canton

$38 $19

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Enjoy house wine and cheese with friends at this cozy neighborhood joint

Up to 53% Off Hookah Night at Zeeba Lounge

Federal Hill - Montgomery

$35 $17

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Fragrant hookah tobaccos infused with watermelon, apple, or mint; opulent lounge with plush sofas

52% Off Murder-Mystery Dinner Show

Ikaros Restaurant

$60 $29

Professional improv actors invite diners to participate in an interactive whodunit as they enjoy a three-course meal

Eric Hutchinson – Up to 40% Off Adult-Contemporary Pop Concert

Downtown

$25.05 $15

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Singer-songwriter behind the hit "Rock and Roll" shares powerful pop hooks and vocals in support of his latest, Pure Fiction

Up to 56% Off Wine Tasting at Woodhall Wine Cellars

Parkton

$60 $29

Late-1800s carriage room turned wine-tasting room hosts sampling of award-winning wines made from Maryland grapes

Up to 53% off a Wine Tasting and Take-Home Bottles

Parkton Township

$38 $20

Boutique Vinery offers tastings for 2, 3, or 8; customers choose from 4 small lot, and get a bottle of Duke dry cabernet blend to take home

50% Off Wine Tasting at Basignani Winery

Sparks

$32 $16

Premium tasting introduces palates to eight handcrafted, cellar-aged wines from grapes grown on premises

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9306 Harford Rd
Parkville,
MD
US

Instead of limiting themselves to one type of cuisine, S & J Crab Ranch has included two of their favorites—Maryland seafood and southern barbecue. Local flavors pile up at the raw bar, where diners can order gulf shrimp by the pound or plates of clams and seasoned mussels; however, as the restaurant’s name implies, crabs are the signature item. They can be steamed and served whole, as jumbo lump crab cakes, or in a creamy soup spiked with a bit of sherry.

Of course, the seafood seeps into the southern-inspired meals as well. A selection of classic southern sandwiches includes fried catfish with creole mustard. Regional cuisine builds out the rest of the menu, giving diners options such as slow-cooked Texas brisket, Carolina-style pulled pork, and st. louis ribs rubbed with secret spices. Even the classic American dishes take cues from S & J’s penchant for the ocean—fresh crab meat bulks up the mac ‘n’ cheese, and pulled pork and barbecue sauce enhance a pile of nachos.

2 W Pennsylvania Ave
Towson,
MD
US

Even if you do make good on your New Year’s resolution to travel back in time and avert World War II, you’ll still need something to do there when you get bored. Today’s Groupon will teach you to swing splendid danceful swings with three Monday-night swing-dancing classes at Charm City Swing for $10 (a $30 value). A syncopated step and triple-step at Charm City is the best reason to go out on a Monday night, according to Baltimore Magazine. No partner is necessary, so you can leave that clumsy dance-golem you created at home.

8014 Pulaski Hwy
Baltimore,
MD
US

Though 200 domestic bottles, craft beers, and imports reside on the drink menu at Hop Heads Ale House, the bar’s draft selections are some of its most popular brews. With a rotating selection of kegs on 11 taps, servers encourage guests sample bright and foamy brews culled mostly from small-batch breweries. To accentuate the flavors of each pint, the kitchen crew at Hop Heads crafts pub specialties such as rib-eye-cheesesteak sandwiches and chicken wings smothered in one of eight sauces. Wraps come stuffed with the likes of seared ahi tuna or veggies, and fresh soups are tapped fresh from local soup trees. The bar also runs a daily happy hour from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. each day, in addition to nightly specials and live music every Friday and Saturday night.

9611 Pulaski Highway
Middle River,
MD
US

Towson Dance Studio has bedecked barren boogie floors with lively dance classes for beginners and twinkle-towed pros since 1961. During the course of four one-hour lessons, aspiring Astaires can trot the basics with a significant other or light-footed friend, maneuvering their way through ballroom, Latin, and swing dances sure to rejuvenate ailing weddings, parties, and Lionel Richie's now-deserted ceiling. Owner John L. Pattillo infuses his instructors with an emphasis on the craft's key elements—music, character, hold, and balance—ensuring that each gracefully permeates a muscle's memory while gently abolishing aching reminiscences of bygone sleep spasms. Check out the schedule for upcoming class dates and times.

9486 Deereco Rd
Lutherville Timonium,
MD
US

The menu at Piv's Pub & Restaurant includes a variety of seafood and classic American cuisine alongside a hefty list of draft beers and craft bottled beers. An ever-gracious hostess, the vegetable du jour accompanies many entrees to their respective tables, including the jumbo-lump crab cakes, served over grilled tomatoes ($17.99 single order, $24.99 double order), and the juicy filet mignon with homemade mashed potatoes ($22.99). The shrimp salad ($9.99) is pleased to attend the table alone or with the companionship of a baked potato and onion rings ($4.99 each) from the à la carte menu. Diners looking for a solid base can turn to jumbo shrimp, lump crabmeat, and juicy scallops swathed in a cream sauce atop Piv's Norfolk Pasta ($19.99).

9811 York Rd
Cockeysville,
MD
US