Activities in Fulton River District

$20 for 30 Classes from MetaBody Yoga & Fitness Pass ($350 Value)

MetaBody Yoga & Fitness Pass

Multiple Locations

Instructors encourage full-body results in a variety of fitness classes supplemented by a success guide and nutritional coaching

$350 $20

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12 Boot-Camp Sessions, One Month of Boot Camp, or Personal-Training Package at Vitality Fitness (Up to 85% Off)

Vitality Fitness

Chicago

Boot camps rely on diverse exercises to increase muscle tone and torch calories; personal training can take place at the gym or in your home

$240 $35

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Four Weeks of Unlimited Boot-Camp Classes at OTG Boot Camp (65% Off)

Otg Boot Camp

Chicago

OTG Boot Camp's 30-minute classes might be short, but they are packed with fat-burning, muscle-building kettlebell routines

$211 $74

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$39 for One Month of Unlimited Brazilian Jujitsu and Kickboxing Classes at Movimento Fitness ($260 Value)

Movimento Fitness

Central Chicago

Brazilian jujitsu and muay thai kickboxing classes led by a Gracie-trained instructor and a former US Marine Corps squad leader

$260 $39

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$58 for One-Month Membership and Personal Training Session at David Barton Gym ($343 Value)

David Barton Gym

River North

In a luxury gym, with amenities from free weights to a Russian bath, members tone up in classes, personal training sessions, or on their own

$343 $58

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$20 for 30-Class Yoga and Fitness Pass from Yoga & Fitness Passport ($300 Value)

Yoga & Fitness Passport

Multiple Locations

Students can use this 30-class pass at multiple locations to take everything from yoga to Zumba, signing up on an easy online platform

$300 $20

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21 Days or 6 Weeks of Unlimited Boot-Camp Sessions at Fit Body Boot Camp (Up to 85% Off)

Fit Body Boot Camp

Chicago

Trainers lead groups through cardio and strength-training exercises designed to boost caloric burn during and after workouts

$185 $39

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5 or 10 Small-Group Training Sessions at Mike George Fitness System (Up to 60% Off)

Mike George Fitness System

Near North Side

Trainers lead personalized fitness sessions of six or fewer, including Elite cross training, hand-to-hand combat, and downhill skiing

$125 $59

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$35 for 10 Mighty Body Band Yoga Classes at Yoga Bent ($120 Value)

Yoga Bent

West Loop Health & Sports Performance Center

Mighty Body Band Yoga poses are augmented by sling-like bands and bungee cords that encourage deeper stretches

$120 $35

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One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Indoor Golf Lessons at Gabe Rios Golf (Up to 69% Off)

Gabe Rios Golf

Chicago

Relaxed and enjoyable golf lessons unfold inside hitting bay with Foresight launch monitor, V1 Golf video analysis, and two televisions

$125 $45

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Three-Hour Walking Food Tour for One or Two from Sidewalk Food Tours of Chicago (Up to 41% Off)

Sidewalk Food Tours of Chicago

Multiple Locations

Local guides talk about the architecture and history of River North or Wicker Park while stopping at places such as Xoco and Antique Taco

$55 $34

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5 or 10 Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Classes at Moksha Yoga Center (Up to 65% Off)

Moksha Yoga Center

Multiple Locations

Studio welcomes students of all stripes into Hatha, Vinyasa, and AcroYoga classes

$150 $55

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Lyric Opera of Chicago's "Don Giovanni" at the Civic Opera House on September 30 or October 2 (Up to 49% Off)

"Don Giovanni"

Civic Opera House

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Reframed within the roaring 1920s, the Lyric Opera’s take on Don Giovanni emphasizes the “anti” in antihero

$79 $40

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One Month of Unlimited Boot Camp Classes, or 10 or 15 Boot Camp Classes at Kick@55 Fitness (Up to 77% Off)

Kick@55 Fitness

Near North Side

Certified personal trainers aim to make fitness a game; 60-minute high intensity interval training workouts

$150 $39

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$75 for Three 60-Minute Personal Training Sessions at Matt Praeuner Personal Training ($240 Value)

Matt Praeuner Personal Training

Near North Side

Trainer with 10-plus years experiencs tailors workouts to meet client goals and uses a VO2 test to measure clients' capacity for oxygen use

$240 $75

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$49 for $110 Groupon — Kurt Rawlins Fitness

Kurt Rawlins Fitness

Near North Side

Local businesses like this one promote thriving, distinctive communities by offering a rich array of goods and services to locals like you

$110 $49

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5 or 10 Group Martial-Arts Classes at Valko Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy (Up to 62% Off)

Valko Brazilian Jiu-jitsu Academy

Near North Side

Group martial-arts classes available in varying belt levels and led by instructors with vast amounts of experience

$170 $65

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Day Trip to Michigan Wine Country with Lunch, Tastings, and Round-Trip Transportation Included (47% Off)

Michigan Wine-County Day Trip

Chicago

Visit 4 Michigan wineries and taste up to 20 wines during a 9-hour excursion with a hearty lunch and round-trip transportation included

$150 $79

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Admission for Two, Four, or Six to National Hellenic Museum (Up to 53% Off)

National Hellenic Museum

West Town

Explore Greek culture and history inside a gorgeous 40,000 sq.-ft. limestone building filled with Greek-themed artwork and exhibits

$20 $10

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5, 10, or 20 Jeet Kune Do Classes at New Generation Jeet Kune Do (Up to 75% Off)

New Generation Jeet Kune Do

Near North Side

Experienced and certified instructor teaches students jeet kune do, a martial art developed by Bruce Lee; classes focus on combat fighting

$100 $29

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5 or 10 Tango or Ballet Classes at Tango 21 (Up to 68% Off)

Tango 21

Multiple Locations

Lifelong dancers teach the Argentine tango and ballet with step-by-step instruction for all skill levels

$65 $22

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Skydeck Chicago Experience for Two or Four at Willis Tower

Skydeck Chicago

The Loop

Take in spectacular views of up to 4 states from the top of Willis Tower and experience The Ledge, a glass balcony 103 floors above Chicago

$43 $30

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$69 for One Month of Unlimited Yoga Classes at CorePower Yoga ($195 Value)

CorePower Yoga

Multiple Locations

Dynamic flow of Vinyasa-style poses, breathing exercises, and uplifting music energize bodies and minds in stretch-friendly heated rooms

$195 $69

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Professional Networking Event for One or Two from Chicago Professional Connexion (50% Off)

Chicago Professional Connexion

Bar Louie River North

Relaxed networking event connects professionals with potential employers

$20 $10

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BYOB Sausage-Making Class for 1, 2, or 4 at Westminster Hot Dog (Up to 53% Off)

Westminster Hot Dog

Chicago

In two-hour classes, small groups create four different kinds of sausages before leaving with 3 pounds of links

$105 $55

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Entry for 1 or 2 to Chicago Culinary Museum and Chef's Hall of Fame Event Thursday, October 16

Chicago Culinary Museum and Chefs Hall of Fame

The Castle Nightclub

See Chicago Culinary Museum & Chefs Hall of Fame induct chefs such as Stephanie Izard, Michael Kornick; open bar & restaurant samples

$149 $99

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Walking Tour from WendyCity (Up to 51% Off). Two Options Available.

WendyCity

Multiple Locations

Tour the Mag Mile and learn some of its history during a relaxed walk before the stores open

$50 $25

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5 or 10 Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Classes at Sat Nam Yoga Chicago (Up to 70% Off)

Sat Nam Yoga Chicago

West Loop - University Village - Little Italy

Eight different disciplines of yoga, including Kundalini and meditation, taught in a soothing studio with sensory garden.

$70 $29

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Latino Comedy Night Starring Gina Brillon at Castle on November 9 at 7 p.m. (Up to 55% Off)

Latino Comedy Night starring Gina Brillon

Castle

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Popular New York comedian seen on Comedy Central and in The Fluffy Movie scores huge laughs in a chic nightclub

$22.09 $10

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Two, Four, or Six 60-Minute Personal Training Sessions at Sophisticated Movement (Up to 85% Off)

Sophisticated Movement

Multiple Locations

One-on-one training sessions feature exercises tailored to meeting individual fitness goals

$170 $39

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Visit for Two or Four, or Individual or Family Membership to Museum of Broadcast Communications (Up to Half Off)

Museum of Broadcast Communications

Near North Side

Artifacts and digitized recordings detail the history of radio and television; interactive station lets visitors anchor their own newscasts

$24 $12

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Two-Day Visit for Two or Green Season Pass for Two at Randolph Street Market (Up to 50% Off)

Randolph Street Market

West Loop

250+ vendors collect vintage furniture, art, fashions, antiques, estate jewelry, & fancy foods to sell at seasonally themed weekend markets

$10 $5

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5 or 10 Pilates Group Equipment Classes at oneBody (Up to 60% Off)

oneBody

Lincoln Park

In small groups, students use Pilates equipment to tone cores and strengthen the upper- and lower-body muscles

$125 $59

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General or VIP Admission to Latino Fashion Week (50% Off). Five Options Available.

Latino Fashion Week

Block Thirty Seven Mall

Celebrate national and international Latino designers with runway shows for women’s clothing, menswear, and teen clothing designers

$60 $30

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Great Food Tour of Chicago with Six Tastings for One, Two, or Four from Great Food Tours (Up to 60% Off)

Great Food Tours

Chicago

Tours make six stops along Michigan Avenue, visiting the originator of deep-dish pizza and an eatery serving up Chicago-style hot dogs

$50 $25

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$49 for 20 Bikram Yoga Classes at Bikram Yoga River North ($240 Value)

Bikram Yoga River North

Bikram Yoga River North

In a sprawling studio heated between 105 and 110 degrees, instructors teach students of all experience levels the 26 Bikram yoga poses

$240 $49

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$29 for 10 Bikram Yoga Classes or One Month of Unlimited Bikram Yoga Classes at Bikram Yoga River North ($150 Value)

Bikram Yoga River North

Bikram Yoga River North

In a sprawling studio heated between 105 and 110 degrees, instructors teach students of all experience levels the 26 Bikram yoga poses

$150 $29

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The Tasters Choice Food and Networking Event at EXACT Publicity on Sunday, October 12 (Up to 54% Off)

The Tasters Choice Food and Networking Event

EXACT Publicity

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Savor unlimited tastings of dishes and cocktails from emerging culinary artists, enjoy live cooking presentations, and mingle with foodies

$106.49 $49

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Capoeira Class for Two or 10 Classes at Gingarte Capoeira Chicago (Up to 61% Off)

Gingarte Capoeira Chicago

Multiple Locations

Exciting Brazilian martial-arts classes combine self-defense with dance; classes are taught by highly established instructors

$30 $15

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50% Off of One Personal Training Session — One-on-One Fitness Personal Training

One-on-One Fitness Personal Training

Near North Side

Fitness goals targeted with the help of a nutritional, cardiovascular & strength-training trifecta.

$150 $75

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Two or Four 30-Minute Guitar, Bass, Ukulele, Drum, or Piano Lessons at Guitar Cities (Up to 59% Off)

Guitar Cities

Chicago

Guitar, bass, ukulele, drum, and piano lessons from professional recording artists and touring musicians in Chicago’s Loop

$80 $33

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Two or Four Private Piano or Drum Lessons at Guitar Chicago (Up to 54% Off)

Guitar Chicago

The Loop

Instrumentalists train pupils of all ages during low-key one-on-one lessons tailored to skill level; students can pick a song to learn

$70 $33

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Naughty Little Cabaret at The Original Mother's on October 4–November 1 (Up to 33% Off)

Naughty Little Caberet

Naughty Little Cabaret

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Male and female burlesque revue dazzles with acrobatics, teasing, and titillating dance moves

$30 $20

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10 of 20 Triple 20 Workout Classes or 10 High-Intensity Boot Camp Classes at Fit-Results (Up to 75% Off)

Fit-Results

Chicago

Boot-camp classes feature high-intensity interval training; Triple 20 classes combine rowing, cycling, and functional training

$120 $39

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$37 for a Two-Hour Segway Tour of Downtown Chicago from Segway Experience of Chicago (Up to $65 Value)

Segway Experience of Chicago

The Loop

Atop a latest-generation Segway PT, guests coast past Buckingham Fountain and Millennium Park, occasionally pausing for photo ops

$65 $37

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One- or Two-Hour Rental of a Fire Truck from FireZone (Up to 26% Off)

FireZone

On Location

Firefighters arrive with shiny red fire truck to celebrate a kid's birthday or ring in a parade

$475 $350

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$17 for $30 Toward Personal Training — Naperville physique

Physique Training

Online Deal

Local businesses like this one promote thriving, distinctive communities by offering a rich array of goods and services to locals like you

$30 $17

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Six Training Sessions from M.E.I. Fitness (45% Off)

Aaron Murphy Training

On Location

Local businesses like this one promote thriving, distinctive communities by offering a rich array of goods and services to locals like you

$750 $413

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Six Training Sessions from Simple Online Fitness (76% Off)

Simple Online Fitness

Redeem from Home

Local businesses like this one promote thriving, distinctive communities by offering a rich array of goods and services to locals like you

$360 $86

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$59 for In-Home Wine Tasting for Up to 16 from Wines for Humanity ($250 Value)

Wines for Humanity

Redeem from Home

Professional wine adviser teaches guests to discern distinctive notes in seven exclusive vintages and pair them with appropriate dishes

$250 $59

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$67 for $120 Worth of Circus-Arts Classes — Circus Kazoo

Circus Kazoo Llc

Redeem from Home

Local businesses like this one promote thriving, distinctive communities by offering a rich array of goods and services to locals like you

$120 $67

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10 or 16 Martial-Arts Classes and Uniform with Option for Test and a Graduation Belt at Go2Karate (94% Off)

Go2Karate Chicago

On Location

Students don uniforms for classes in karate, tae kwon do, or krav maga

$324 $20

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Three Personal-Training Sessions and a Dietary Consultation from Gideon's Training (65% Off)

Gideon's Training

Redeem from Home

Local businesses like this one promote thriving, distinctive communities by offering a rich array of goods and services to locals like you

$170 $59

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$29 for Three Months of 3D Guitar Lessons Online from iPerform 3D Online Guitar Lessons ($168.85 Value)

iPerform3D Online Guitar Lessons

Online Deal

Online lessons use 3D tech with video, tabs and backing tracks to let users follow along from any angle and create customizable lesson plans

$168.85 $29

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Dance, Drink, and Eat Fish and Chips at a London-Style Party

London-Themed Party

The Sedgwick Stop

Imported gin and beer, cocktails with Triibe liqueur, fish and chips, and English music all fill a lodge-like venue

$20 $12

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$49 for Six Weeks of Unlimited Yoga Classes at 105F - Bikram Yoga Chicago ($180 Value)

105F - Bikram Yoga Chicago

Multiple Locations

Intense 90-minute Bikram yoga classes take place in a 105º room with 40% humidity; locations in Wicker Park, Lincoln Park, and South Loop

$180 $49

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Admission for One or Two to Chicago Sports Tours (Up to 52% Off)

Chicago Sports Tours

Chicago

Saturday sports tours explore Chicago's rich history of football, baseball, basketball, and hockey

$42 $21

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Eight Drop-In Fitness Classes or 3 or 12 Months of Unlimited Classes at Corefitness Chicago (Up to 61% Off)

Corefitness Chicago

Goose Island

One-hour, co-ed and gender-specific classes promote strength and control body fat with fundamental resistance and free-weight strengthening

$150 $59

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$49 for One Month of Adult Kickboxing or Kids' Martial Arts Classes at Kensho Martial Arts ($197.25 Value)

Kensho Martial Arts

Goose Island

Adults cast off calories and build lean muscle in kickboxing classes; kids build focus and confidence through self-defense

$197.25 $49

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Tour by Bus for Two or Four from Chicago Crime Tours (Up to 53% Off)

Chicago Crime Tours

Chicago

Learn about more than 100 years of Chicago’s crime history in a 90-minute tour of famous crime scenes and landmarks

$79.90 $38

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Running Tours of Downtown Chicago from Chicago Running Tours & More (Up to 55% Off)

Chicago Running Tours & More

Central Chicago

Professional guides lead sightseeing tours at a jogging pace during excursions that emphasize fun and learning over speed

$32 $15

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Beginner Salsa Classes, Beginner Ballroom Dancing Classes, and Private Instruction at Windy City Wedding Dance (Up to 61% Off). Four Options Available.

Windy City Wedding Dance

The Loop

Instructors who have been trained by world-class competitors under the standards of the National Dance Council of America

$60 $30

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$110 for Piano Lessons ($200 Value) — The Art of Piano Playing

The Art Of Piano Playing Inc.

The Loop

Local businesses like this one promote thriving, distinctive communities by offering a rich array of goods and services to locals like you

$200 $110

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Three or Six Sessions of Weekend Ab and Buttbuster Fitness Dolcå Amore Fitness (Up to 75% Off)

Dolcå Amore Fitness

Near North Side

Instructors guide students through outdoor workouts that sculpt the abdominal muscles and glutes during weekend sessions

$120 $39

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Standup Show at UP Comedy Club (Up to 38% Off)

UP Comedy Club

Near North Side

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Nick Thune, Moshe Kasher, Todd Glass, and other regulars on the club circuit take the stage at The Second City’s standup venue

$27.50 $17

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Five Drop-In Fitness Classes or One Month of Unlimited Classes at MaZi Dance Fitness Centre (Up to 69% Off)

MaZi Dance Fitness Centre

Multiple Locations

Experienced instructors lead dance-based classes designed to strengthen & tone muscles for pupils of all skill levels

$95 $29

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The Dinner Detective Chicago in Chicago or Schaumburg (Up to 50% Off)

The Dinner Detective Chicago

Multiple Locations

Amateur sleuths dig into delectable multi-course meals while trying to solve a mysterious murder perpetuated by disguised actors

$92.09 $46

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Wine Tasting for Two or Four at Beviamo (Up to 64% Off)

Beviamo

West Town

Two reds, two whites, and one bubbly from across the world recommended by a wine specialist; complimentary eats

$50 $19

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5 or 10 Capoeira Classes at Axé Capoeira Academy (Up to 74% Off)

Axé Capoeira Chicago

Ukrainian Village

Instructors guide students through swift kicks, knee strikes, and other moves during classes that combine rhythm and self-defense

$75 $29

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Visit for One, Two, or Four to the Chicago History Museum (Up to 48% Off)

Chicago History Museum

Lincoln Park

Chicago museum brings history to life with 22 million artifacts & topical exhibits, including a look at 50 years of the Ebony Fashion Fair

$14 $8

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Karaoke, Spa, or Knight-Themed Party for Eight Kids at Young Royal Parties (Up to 53% Off)

Young Royal Parties

Bucktown

Kids can sing together with karaoke, feel pampered with mini spa treatments, or pretend to be a noble knight with themed parties

$205 $99

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10 or 20 Yoga and Fitness Classes from Bend Yoga & Movement Studio (Up to 66% Off)

Bend Yoga & Movement Studio

1819 W Grand, Suite 201

Seasoned instructors lead a variety of classes ranging from restorative yoga to Zumba to power Pilates

$130 $49

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Admission for Two or 1-Year Individual or Family Membership at International Museum of Surgical Science (50% Off)

International Museum of Surgical Science

Near North Side

More than 600 art pieces and 7,000 medical artifacts—including a working iron lung—trace the advancement of surgery throughout history

$30 $15

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$20 for an Intro Session to "Achieve Total Fitness in 20 Minutes a Week" Training at Citywide Superslow ($60 Value)

Citywide Superslow

DePaul

Starter consultation and first workout at a gym that uses special MED-X equipment and slow movements with heavy weights to build strength

$60 $20

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Two-Hour Kayak Rental on a Weekday or Any Day from Kayak Chicago (Up to 50% Off)

Kayak Chicago

Multiple Locations

Kayaks ferry one person across Lake Michigan's undulating waters for two hours on a weekday or any day of the week

$40 $25

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Zombies vs. Vampires Pub Crawl for One, Two, or Four on Saturday, October 25, at 2 p.m. (Up to 68% Off)

Zombies vs. Vampires Pub Crawl

Wicker Park

Costumed creepers get drink specials at Wicker Park bars, a souvenir T-shirt, a survival kit, a contest entry, and afterparty admission

$27.37 $10

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$50 for an Architectural Boat Tour for Two ($84 Value). Reservation through Groupon Required.

Chicago Line Cruises

Chicago

Docent-narrated tours cover the history of Chicago's architectural innovations and how they influenced the present-day skyline

$84 $50

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Fright Hike Halloween Bike Tour for One or Two from Bobby's Bike Hike (Up to Half Off). 19 Dates Available.

Bobby's Bike Hike

Streeterville

Professional actors bring Chicago's most famous ghosts to life as groups bike through a former cemetery and other spooky sites

$49 $25

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Three, Five, or Seven Private Violin or Viola Lessons at MB Muzik (Up to 58% Off)

MB Muzik

Chicago

A violinist since age seven, Marija Bubanj teaches violin and viola students basic scales, fingerings, and bowing techniques

$180 $75

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River West Fitness bottles up exercise routines inside a loft-style fitness studio with exposed brick walls and wooden beams. Dancer and personal trainer Heidi Milby inflects workouts with fluid movements rooted in Pilates, yoga, and gyrotonic sessions, which use pulley machines to strengthen and stretch muscles without jerky movements. Guests can chisel physiques during private lessons, wallop punching bags under the guidance of former professional boxer Johnny Higgins, or steal ab muscles by osmosis from others exercisers during group classes. Aching bodies can retreat to the massage table, where massage therapists soothe sores with the kneads of deep tissue, Thai, or Ashiatsu modalities.

664 W Hubbard St
Chicago,
IL
US

As a broadcast journalism student, Kimberly Refilek found time between lectures, internships at Kiss FM and NBC, and papers to pursue her other passions: sports and fitness. Somehow she found the time to study and work while scoring goals for the co-ed soccer team and training in boxing and muay thai.

Inspired by her after-work and between-class endeavors, Kimberly's colleagues began to ask her to help them train. She balked at first, saying she only knew how to train herself. But at their insistence, Kimberly began to help and slowly she came to the revelation that not only did she truly love fitness, but she also loved helping others reach their fitness goals.

After graduation, Kimberly switched careers, swapping her steno pad for kettle bells and her pencils for more kettle bells. At Moirai Health and Fitness, Kimberly provides many forms of personal training and nutritional counseling but also teaches fitness classes including Moirai Surfset, a workout that approximates the core-toning experience of surfing.

664 West Hubbard St.
Chicago,
IL
US

Flashing lights and the glimmer of disco balls shoot across The MID's two-story interior as upwards of 800 people unleash inhibitions to the house beats of resident DJ's Zebo, Nathan Scott, and Gus Karas. Across the dancefloor, neon lights frame each of the Meatpacking District hot spot's three full bars as waiters shuttle drinks to club-goers nestled up to table and booths. High-octane beats reverberate off the exposed brick walls and dark baroque wall patterns, and a VIP room with its own bar, along with stunning views of the Chicago skyline add to the upscale nightclub's trendy atmosphere. When not hosting fashion shows and holiday events, the MID puts on curates an impressive roster of shows, including appearances by Talib Kweli and DJ Shadow.

306 North Halsted Street
Chicago,
IL
US

Initially conceived as a one-off event in 2010, The Smoker's Club has since expanded, presenting fans with tours that unite skilled rappers and expert beat makers. One of the original members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Grammy-winning wordsmith Method Man spouts off dexterous rhymes in a gravely voice obtained by chugging asphalt smoothies every day for breakfast. Curren$y gently cradles ears with laid-back flow, and frequent Smoker's Club collaborators such as Big K.R.I.T., Smoke DZA and Fiend buoy the evening with additional verbal fireworks. Rattling bass shakes the historic Congress Theater's gold-domed interior and main floor as fans dance and weave through the crowds to try to snag an autographed poster, CD, or security guard.

306 North Halsted Street
Chicago,
IL
US

As December 21, 2012, approaches, many Americans eagerly await the moment when Hades will emerge from the Underworld to recklessly devour raw egg. Until then, experience man-made terror with today's Groupon: $10 gets you a ticket to Chronicles of the Cursed: Hades Emerges, a massive, nightmarish haunted house adventure ($20 value). Be the first to witness the gory horror as it ascends from the depths to torture torture-hungry souls with an opening weekend ticket; good from 7 p.m.–10 p.m. for Friday, October 9; Saturday, October 10; or Sunday, October 11. Dare your friends to witness the spine-tingling goblins and humiliate your weak-bladdered enemies. Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

560 W Grand Ave
Chicago,
IL
US

Emerald Smoke MMA stands as Chicago's only mixed martial arts-exclusive gym, fully equipping its training grounds with professional-grade gear alongside a regulation-size octagon cage. A sprawling six-day spread of group classes offers up a sparring smorgasbord robust enough to make Steven Seagal weep tears shaped like tiny fists. Soak up MMA fundamentals in a course of the same name, picking up a range of fighting techniques culled from kickboxing, boxing, and wrestling traditions. Or, hone skills in specialized jiu-jitsu and muay thai kickboxing courses, focusing on striking forms, core work, and stamina. Students can opt to round out their body-intensive fitness carte with a brawn-nursing core or yoga course, which employ deep breathing, stretching, and muscle milk bottles to tranquilize tendons left tender by their martial melee.

711 W Grand Ave
Chicago,
IL
US

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