Tattoos start at $60 (prices vary by size and complexity).
A number of smaller designs (one to three square inches) fall in the $80 range.
And, of course, you can apply your $80 credit toward a more involved endeavor, like a full arm sleeve of your ex-lovers’ skeletons suffering in Hell.
Or a big daisy.
Piercings start at $55, and the rest of your Groupon $80 value can be used toward jewelry or jelly to fill the piercing.