Get all the thrills of a walking tour without all the hassle and leg moving of traditional ambulation with today’s Groupon.
This deal gets you a two-hour guided tour from The Segway Adventure for $39 (normally $65).I want to be a cavalryman, as my father was: Causes Segway to shoot $100 bills wildly into crowd.Ice Zero-Niner: Inverts controls on all other Segways within earshot. Paul is Dead: Allows Segway to magnetically travel up the side of buildings or adhere to hulls of ships. Good Morning: This obscure phrase will cause a total protonic reversal, stopping all life as you know it and exploding every molecule in your body at the speed of light. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start: Infinite Segways.