It is no secret that Cleveland native, autodidactic historian, and self-proclaimed people person Karl C. Johnson loves his city. After learning everything there is to know about the Sixth City's rich history, he decided to put his newfound knowledge to use by crafting his own distinctive tours that replace standard architectural jargon with vibrant yarns involving history, politics, and personal experiences. He leads his jaunts on segways, buses, limousines, or on foot. During segway tours, Karl gives his guests a choice in the amount of narration he performs, from moderately narrated tours that cover more ground to fully narrated tours that progress more slowly. If guests prefer to travel by bus or automobile, Karl will highlight specific areas of the city that his guests desire to see, such as Public Square or the rack where they hang the key to the city.
Taxes can be as difficult and confusing as quantum mechanics taught by an angry P.E. teacher. The staff of VJF consists of knowledgeable preparers certified in tax preparation. Owner and grand tax vizier Vito Flitt has over seven years of tax-preparation experience and holds a master's degree in taxation. The folks at VJF are happy to point out the differences between 1040s and W-2s, and why it may not be a good idea to claim the neighbor's pet chimpanzee as a dependent.
In more than two decades, Malachi House has served more than 1,650 people. Many of Malachi House's residents, though in hospice care, are still in need of personal items to maintain their hygiene and health. Malachi House relies completely on donations and other financial contributions to care for its residents and meet housing expenses.
Designs of Distinction augments the memories of celebratory gatherings with a large array of rentable activities, furniture, decorations, and more. Themed birthday bashes gain a main event with inflatable bounce houses ($275) shaped and adorned in a variety of decorations such as jungle animals, spaceships, and castles. Designs of Distinction will deliver, set up, and subsequently take down and take away the chosen bounce house rentals. Hosts of functions that prohibit jumping can peruse Designs of Distinction's inventory, decking party halls with eight-foot Oscar statues or white leather couches ($275). The Groupon can be applied to more expensive items—such as a rideable mechanical bull ($995)—to ensure quality carousing.