Optique de Mel's optician owner, Mel Clague, personally assists customers while cultivating a stylish garden of designer frames and lenses for men, women, and children. Pick a set of eye fences from the almost 40 frames populating the Richard Scot collection, which pairs thin, impact-resistant lenses with metal, plastic, or handcrafted frames available in two to three colors. An invisible, anti-reflective coating covers each lightweight, UV-resistant lens to improve night driving, thwart fluorescent lighting fatigue, combat computer glare, and increase the chance of victory during staring contests with laser-eyed robots. It typically takes at least a half hour for Clague to properly fit glasses before sending a courier owl to the land of frame-forging with the order, expecting the majestic creatures to return 2–5 days later with the personalized spectacles. Each lens is then carefully finagled into its home on-site. The one-year limited warranty covers manufacturer defects to guarantee a level of quality normally reserved for the royal retinas of duchesses, dukes, and calculator salesman.
At the Eye Care Center of Colorado Springs, licensed Doctors of Optometry employ state-of-the-art technology to peruse peepers with expert care. An eye exam safeguards against the unexpected assailment of serious visual vexations, such as glaucoma and provides prescriptive information pertaining to corrective lenses. Although not included with this Groupon, Eye Care Center’s display cases sport several styles of designer eyeglasses, as well as backroom shelves stocked with name-brand and specialty contact lenses for eyeballs in need of assistance.
Pinnacle Optical is a spectacle seeker’s dream, stocking a bevy of single-vision lenses, bifocals, and specialty frames designed to correct ocular maladies or protect retinas from the sun. The shop’s experienced opticians, certified by the American Board of Opticianry, commence each visit by happily hunting down the perfect prescription for each guest during exams. Friendly staffers then help clients to rifle through a wide selection of European and American frames from designers such as Valentino, lafont, and Coach to find the pair most likely to catch the eye of one of People magazine's top 100 sexiest mathematicians.
The Perfect Touch's expert aestheticians administer a whitening treatment that can turn teeth 5 to 14 shades brighter in less than an hour. During the procedure, a soothing blue LED laser light activates an organic hydrogen-peroxide gel to grapple unruly biters into sparkling submission. The food-grade gel, which is concocted from plant- and mineral-sourced materials, is designed to keep sensitive or crotchety fangs from rioting in your mouth. Once the tonal transformation is complete, patients walk away with the graffiti of tobacco, wine, coffee, and age erased from the highway overpass of their smiles. The results typically last one to three years but will last longer if mouthbones are properly maintained through careful dental hygiene and bribery of the Tooth Fairy.
Highline Vision Center clears vision with a litany of prescription lenses and accents faces with a collection of designer frames. Trade glasses prescriptions for a proper pair of lenses, such as single-vision ($95+), bifocals ($125+), and basic and advanced progressive lenses ($230+), whose seamless transitions disguise multiprescription construction with the discreet appearance of single-vision lenses and attached false mustaches. Clients can contain sight correctors with frames from an extensive catalog of designer labels, including Michael Kors ($129+), Diane von Fürstenberg ($219+), and Vera Wang ($189+).