Total Fleet Service’s techs maintain and repair whole armadas of vehicles, as well as the family car. They do it all, from routine oil changes to transmission replacements, brake repair, and tire sales. Ailing farm equipment is no match for their skills, either, with services including welding and machining as well as electrical and hydraulic work.
Time To Shine lathers up landcraft with an automated car wash tunnel that takes less than three minutes from start to finish. With a month of unlimited washes, give a vehicular exterior a serious scrubbing whenever the mood strikes, without the hassle of hooking up hoses or the expense of transforming three-piece flannel suits into cut-offs. A minuscule sensor, stuck discreetly to your windshield, registers each time you approach a Time To Shine drive-thru spray station and preps the high-tech equipment within for the proper procedures, including an underbody blast, high-pressure spray, tri-color foam conditioner, wheel clean, rain guard, rust inhibitor, and poly sealant. A spot-free rinse douses off the last of the biodegradable chemicals, flushing 80% of the liquids through a PurWater Reclaim recycling system; a high-powered air dry prevents cars from vigorously shaking off clingy droplets. Free vacuums line one side of each Time To Shine location so that customers can also evict interior litter.
The technicians at Premier Auto Spa lavish the metal exteriors of autos with dozens of soft and gentle swipes during basic and full-service washes. Hands run along paint, sudsing frames free of dirt using a mild, pH-balanced formula that protects and bolsters cars’ pre-existing clear coat before rinsing exteriors and gently toweling them dry. The techs complement these washes with detailing services and cater to overlooked areas of the vehicle by cleaning headlights or using rotary brushes to swab rims. Premier Auto Spa also welcomes vehicles typically unaccustomed to the car wash, including motorcycles, tractors, and street-legal pogo sticks.
Signature VW Hyundai’s factory-trained auto technicians administer engine massages that penetrate beyond your car’s metallic exoskeleton to relieve uptight pistons with tender care. Echoes of cars honking their horns in ecstasy fill the service center, where technicians flatter engine innards with a five-quart deluge of nonsynthetic oil and exchange each blackened oil filter for a spotless counterpart. A 27-point safety test leaves no nozzle or connection unturned, thoroughly assessing filters, brakes, and batteries to root out delinquent parts. To complete the 45-minute package, technicians top off transmission, brake, power-steering, and coolant fluids to ensure that cars stay supple and hydrated for future demolition derbies.
When patrons step into Lanes, Trains, & Automobiles Entertainment Depot, playful noises jostle their senses: the crash of bowling pins, the decisive zaps of laser-tag guns, the thunder of colliding bumper cars. The center shelters a spectrum of friendly competition under one roof, but at the heart are 32 bowling lanes. During open-bowling hours and late-night cosmic bowling, touchscreens tally strikes and automatic bumpers shift up and down to accommodate different players in case they decide to somersault down the lane.
Nearby, up to 16 laser-tag soldiers duck behind barrels and walls splattered with neon paint in the 2,500-square-foot Lazer Station. In the Spinzone, black lights and colorful spotlights swivel around a central traffic signal, which dictates the stops, starts, and illegal U-turns of bumper cars.
In the arcade, patrons battle for champion status and pick of pizza toppings at air-hockey tables, skee-ball machines, and racing video games. Professional competitors face off on flat-screen TVs at Tailgaters, an on-site eatery slinging burgers and pizza. Eight VIP bowling lanes, a designated party zone, and a stage for live entertainment and karaoke act as peaceful dignitaries in the 4,500-square-foot restaurant as well.
If your shady parking spot rests beneath bird-filled trees, or someone scrawled carpetbagger into the layer of grime on your car window, Super Speed Wash can give your vehicle its original off-the-lot shine. With today's Groupon, you'll get $50 worth of car-wash services for $30 at any of Super Speed Wash's seven locations. This Groupon isn't just great for sprucing up your own car: it also makes the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your carpool buddies. Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.