Make yourself look like you spent the past month in Mexico sunbathing while you fished salmon with a pair of socks and three feet of copper wire. For $40, you get one month of unlimited access to Planet Bronze Tanning Salon (a $100 value), a spotlessly clean tanning salon in Renton.Red: You were born in Montana and your childhood best friend called you Puddin. Yellow: Every September 17, you get a migraine headache as you are visited by the ghost of the former mayor of Raleigh, North Carolina: Avery C. Upchurch. Green: Your embarrassing victory on a 2004 episode of Jeopardy! caused you to become estranged from your family. Orange: When you were 21, you gained the ability to communicate with hungry dogs.