Third-generation barbecue master Willie J. Bridgeforth III, owner of Willie B.'s Memphis BBQ Catering, has traveled from Mississippi to Memphis learning to prepare authentic southern barbecue for catered events. The business-luncheon menu ($9–$12/person) boasts five combo options with seasoned meat that marinates for 24 hours, smokes for eight hours with three woods, is basted with an 18-ingredient sauce, and scored a 1430 on the SATs. The combos sate luncheon-goers with two side dishes, including creamy coleslaw, Memphis mac 'n' cheese, or Susie Q.'s southern baked beans. Generous helpings of cornbread help sop up leftover sauce from crispy chicken, pork chops, or racks of pork ribs that can form the centerpiece of a corporate get-together or post-LARPing dragonfeast.
Universal Color's trained technicians adeptly custom-frame family heirlooms, archive precious memories, and restore dilapidated photos to display condition. Expert framers secure wobbly prints with more than 900 custom-framing options ($50+) that safeguard photos from errant baseballs and grasping plants with liberal interpretations of photosynthesis. Weathered photos can undergo light restoration, which removes stains, mends rips, and banishes acne scars ($46). Technicians archive stray imagery onto CDs ($89.99+ for up to 400 photos, plus $5.25 for an archival CD), converting photos into 1s and 0s that can be easily sorted or surreptitiously exchanged for more valuable 2s and 3s.
Lions Gym is a full-service fitness studio with a full battery of free weights, weight training machines, and cardio machines, classes, and a complete set of gym amenities such as lockers, showers, scales, towel service, and more. Vanquish Valentine's Day chocolates or establish a new, lasting routine with a full month of curls, presses, and cardiopulmonary turbo boosts. Lions' dedicated staff is always available to give encouragement as well as advice about how to burn calories without releasing greenhouse gasses.
Ivy Cleaners keeps clothing clean and crisp with wet and dry cleaning services. The professionals analyze each garment prior to their wet cleaning treatments, determining each fabric’s composition and the degree of anger it bears for the loom it came from, in order to customize an appropriate water temperature, blend of detergents and conditioners, and agitation setting. Alongside traditional dry cleaning, the staff also handles leather, suede, wedding dresses, and bedding, and it offers pickup and delivery services so that pants don’t need to learn how to walk themselves home.