My Personal Valet assists its clients with the time-consuming demands of day-to-day life by providing valuable life-management services. Mundane to-do lists filled with appliance-repair appointments, light housekeeping, and shopping tasks get cheerfully checked off under the care of a professional, experienced assistant. For home offices hidden under piles of paperwork, assistants can also complete cumbersome clerical tasks, including filing, bill payments, mail sorting, and out-of-office errands involving running to the post office or taking churlish computers for leisurely strolls around the park. My Personal Valet’s accommodating aides receive background checks, are bonded and insured, and respect each client’s privacy, providing a discreet assistant service for high-profile customers and undercover extraterrestrial citizens.
Assured Self Storage has anything and everything necessary to safely store supplies for the short or long term. Most facilities boast climate-controlled storage spaces within larger fenced-in facilities, complete with key-coded gates, surveillance cameras, crocodile moats, and door alarms to protect your goods from vengeful ex-roommates and hopelessly lost apartment dwellers. The individual storage rooms, like summer romances, are available in month-to-month leases and range from the closet-sized 5'x5' unit ($34) to the expansive 10'x30' space ($189), which rivals a two-car garage in roominess and number of power tools.