At an initial in-home consultation, Lone Star Blinds will help clients peruse window coverings from a plethora of sources. Well-behaved 2-inch faux blinds from Hunter Douglas’s EverWood collection won’t warp, crack, or run off to join a forest like hardwood look-alikes ($70+). Applause and Duette honeycomb shades block sunlight from homes ($140+), and a set of 3.5-inch shutters can stop big-bad wolves and annoyingly persistent census takers from peeking inside fairy-tale cottages ($300+). Once a selection has been made, blind minders jot down the windows’ height, width, and favorite flavor of saltwater taffy so that they can gallop back with a garment carefully fitted to its panes. All prices are based on a 3’x6’ window whose middle name is Steve.