Assured Self Storage has anything and everything necessary to safely store supplies for the short or long term. Most facilities boast climate-controlled storage spaces within larger fenced-in facilities, complete with key-coded gates, surveillance cameras, crocodile moats, and door alarms to protect your goods from vengeful ex-roommates and hopelessly lost apartment dwellers. The individual storage rooms, like summer romances, are available in month-to-month leases and range from the closet-sized 5'x5' unit ($34) to the expansive 10'x30' space ($189), which rivals a two-car garage in roominess and number of power tools.
My Personal Valet assists its clients with the time-consuming demands of day-to-day life by providing valuable life-management services. Mundane to-do lists filled with appliance-repair appointments, light housekeeping, and shopping tasks get cheerfully checked off under the care of a professional, experienced assistant. For home offices hidden under piles of paperwork, assistants can also complete cumbersome clerical tasks, including filing, bill payments, mail sorting, and out-of-office errands involving running to the post office or taking churlish computers for leisurely strolls around the park. My Personal Valet’s accommodating aides receive background checks, are bonded and insured, and respect each client’s privacy, providing a discreet assistant service for high-profile customers and undercover extraterrestrial citizens.
Nest's comfy coffers are stocked with the latest in designer home furnishings for beds, baths, and beyonds, offering home décor, furniture, seating, and children's furnishings from vendors based in Italy and New York. Build up your soap's sagging self-esteem by giving him a home in a lavish oyster soap dish ($35), dress color-starved desktops with a Mondrian stationery box ($145), or keep track of auctioneering appointments in textured croc-style personal pocket journals ($38). Nest can also help elegantly illuminate alleyways with slender stick lighters ($33) and python iPad sleeves stylishly hold computer tablets so bowlers can speed-read Weight Training for Bowling in between rolls ($125).
There’s no such thing as a plain old burger at Off-Site Kitchen. A lot of thought has gone into even the kitchen’s simplest offerings, as Nick Badovinus and Dan Riley spent a full year developing a menu that revolves around high-quality meats, cheeses, and breads. Their efforts have won them praise from D Magazine reporter Nancy Nichols, who recently hailed their Do It Murph-Style burger as “one of the better new burgers in town.” Topped with roasted jalapeños, smoked bacon relish, American cheese, and secret sauce, this quarter-pound behemoth was certainly worthy of the shout-out. The menu, however, doesn’t stop with burgers. Another highlight is the beef brisket, which cooks for a full 48 hours or a fortnight—whichever comes first.
ProActive Home Inventory helps homeowners, renters, and businesses tick off an oft-overlooked chore from their to-do list: documenting their estate and possessions to prepare for emergencies. With an accurate inventory to access at any time, the benefits include filing accurate insurance claims after a disaster or burglary and easier living-will planning. In the process, experienced home inventory auditors tackle the time-consuming task of cataloging all their client's belongings, filming each room, typing up asset reports, and learning each treasured porcelain clown collectable by name.