Enviro Cleaners dry-cleans wardrobes and fabrics using a nontoxic, carbon-based process that leaves every fiber free of stains without the use of chemicals or blurry TV censors. The staff takes in soiled shirts, pants, blouses, and bedding, and they offer same-day service as well as free pickup and delivery services. Additionally, an expert tailor performs alterations such as mending and hemming. Enviro Cleaners also specializes in wedding gown cleaning and preservation.
Bakersfield Oktoberfest brings German culture stateside with a day of live polka bands, beer tasting, stein-centric competitions, and traditional German noshes, with proceeds benefitting the M.A.R.E. Riding Center. Attendees sip from a selection of eight Munich-born brews, including the pale malt Hofbrau lager and Hacker-Pschorr’s Oktoberfest-Marzen, the latter brewed with a centuries-old exclusive yeast strain. Refuel forearms with salty German eats such as a soft pretzel ($3; not included with today's Groupon) before entering the stein-carrying contest, wherein female participants emulate German barmaids by hoisting suds-weighted steins aloft for as long as biceps allow. The Safe Beer Slam pits sturdy stomachs against each other as contestants each guzzle a liter of nonalcoholic beer. Elsewhere, live polka bands, such as Anton Schnitzel and the Merry Makers, permeate the park grounds with festive beats and sausages launched from trumpet peashooters.
Sparklean Laundry Systems is a full-service laundry facility in which high-end industrial washers and dryers hum sudsy lullabies seven days a week. With today's Groupon in your hamper, hamster's hamper, or portable ham cabinet, you and your family can get $40 worth of dirty laundry washed, dried, and folded by one of Sparklean's purifying professionals (32 lbs. at $1.25 per lb.). The time you save by having someone else launder your threads can be spent on more important things, such as frolicking in the early spring air, getting your checkbook back in balance, or patenting your poultice for growing robust beards and mustaches. If you prefer to spend your freed-up minutes relaxing, pop a squat in front of one of Sparklean's on-site flat-screen TVs. Same-day service is available by request during the week, and this Groupon can be used over multiple visits.
The window-cleaning specialists of Window Cleaning & More believe that glass reflects more than just sunlight. Clean, streak-free windows also can reflect the pride that owners take in the upkeep of their home or business. To help clients put their best foot forward, the team cleans the interior and exterior of windows, in addition to purging gutters, hauling away debris from lawns, and pressure-washing driveways, decks, or family members returning from mud-wrestling practice.
My Sorted Affair arranges custom floral designs with contemporary flare. A $60 credit allows you to gift or get a medium-size arrangement bedecked with greenery and your choice of available blossoms, including roses, lilies, tulips, and more. Chat with a florist about your bouquet needs, then pick up the expertly arranged fruition of your floral fantasy, free from the common amateur pitfalls of hidden hornets nests and vases filled with flour. Although the flora manipulators at My Sorted Affair specialize in wedding designs, their talents for combining event-appropriate nature-clippings can be directed to any occasion. The value of this Groupon can also be used toward a larger arrangement.
Led by rookie Head Coach Matt O’Dette, the back-to-back Pacific Division champion Bakersfield Condors fight to maintain their lofty perch atop the ECHL’s ice-hockey ecosystem. Having honed their beaks and blades against early competition, the Condors dive into the meatier portion of their schedule fully confident in their roster's abilities. Top-scoring winger Jesse Gimblett feeds pucks to hungry nets and goaltender Matt Keetley carefully applies super glue to the ice in front of his posts.