Songy and Sons Enterprises bedecks abodes with up to 200 feet of twinkling bulbs arranged to festively spangle exteriors for the holidays. The light-stringing luminaries come equipped with their own strands for sale, but customers can supply their own lights or harnessed fireflies at no extra charge. When the luminescent houseguests have outworn their welcome, Songy and Sons returns to pack up the bulbs, allowing homeowners to save their ladders for more important tasks such as rescuing kittens from low-hanging clouds.
This meatark of USDA-graded steaks includes four bacon-wrapped 9-ounce filets, four center-cut sirloins, four 10-ounce New York strips, four flat-iron tenders, six mixed sirloin/filet chopped steaks, and two 17-ounce porterhouses. Ponderosa's steaks are cut from the finest top third of the cattle class of 2010, then flash frozen and sealed in special Cyrovac bags that preserve the meat's red perfection for up to two years with nary a spot of freezer burn. With no nasty preservatives, Ponderosa's steaks taste fresh-picked off the animal, delicious all the way down to the T-bone.
Olinde's helps dress up domiciles with a broad array of furnishings fit for any style or purpose. Beautify your boudoir with a stylish cedar chest, or opt for a set of bunk beds to keep sandmen from always knowing your exact whereabouts. The Hillsdale Lake View bar stool ($99.99) adapts the body pedestals popularized by taverns while removing the threat of a pink-elephant stampede. Televisions (available at the Baton Rouge location only) let their owners pair America's favorite contact sport––sitting––with its favorite spectator sport, watching spectator sports.