Derry Village, NH Spa and Massage

If the nail file could talk, it would express its desire to elevate fingers and toes to their fullest aesthetic potential, as well as its intention to finally get its personal finances in order. Today's deal introduces your fingers and toes to their humble servant, the file. For $45, you get two mani-pedis at CQI Day Spa, a $90 total value. Additionally, you'll get half off one additional service during your visit, excluding massage and laser hair removal. This Groupon can be split between two people, so this is a great opportunity to pay back a friend whose loaner mani-pedi you never returned.

Read more about the specific benefits of each of these massages here. With the combined focus of resolving your acute pains and relieving your stress, you'll come away feeling like a new man, a new woman, or a new cylon). (And let's face it, the new cylons are awesome.) NEMM is located at 147 Milk St, 8th Floor. That's a nice location. Way better than the Crack House Medical Massage Center, whose customer testimonials are all pretty terrifying. But these NEMM's customer testimonials are like testaments in the Massage Bible. Here are a few:

Though they work from a single office, Dr. Mauro Stuparich and Dr. Alexandra Nouel are both doctors and architects. This dual specialization stems from their training in prosthodontics—the art of rebuilding teeth with crowns, bridges, implants, and other apparatuses. After completing prosthodontics programs at Tufts University, then attending advanced courses on surgical implants at the Misch Institute, the two dentists took their expertise to Boston's historic Electric Carriage House. There, they administer a wide range of restorative, cosmetic, and general dentistry services to clients of all ages.

Assistance from a congenial staff and advanced technology helps the dentists ensure quality, custom results. For example, Dr. Nouel deftly crafts natural-looking crowns using CEREC systems, which can create the coverings in a single day. Whether their clients want to improve their teeth with porcelain veneers or a regulation cleaning, the dentists can rely on several amenities to ensure patients’ comfort during appointments. The staff members encourage clients to bring their own music, and they can administer sedation to quell lingering anxieties. Clients also have the option of donning protective eyewear. The dark glasses guard against particles and the glare of the overhead light while convincing the dentist that every patient is the Terminator.

Your Groupon gets you the following services:

A cut and style normally costs $55 at Will Charles, but throw in the Gloss Shine and the Kerastase Treatments (normally $45 each), and you're getting a real bargain. The Gloss Shine Treatment will make your hair smooth and shiny. Don't want smooth and shiny hair? Then use the treatment on your penny collection. The Kerastase Intensive Repair Treatment uses the top quality Kerastase brand restorative cream to repair hair that's been damaged by the sun, sea, chlorinated water, dying, highlighting, or gelling up for the big concert.

Everyone knows that Swedes use a lot of oils in their famous massages, but did you know that Sweden is the world's second-largest consumer of lubricating oils? A 2006 study in The American Examiner of Suspicious Swedish Behavior reported that Swedes annually consume 1,460 gallons of lubricating oils per person. That comes out to exactly four gallons per person per day (leap year not factored in to avoid over-complication). And taking into account that children require less oil to become slick, it appears that adult Swedes may be lathering themselves with up to 12 gallons a day.