Faia Construction has dexterously hammered, nailed, sanded, and commanded in the Greater New Orleans area since its incorporation by Sal and Kathy Faia in 1979 and its knighting by Sir Brian Dennehy a week later. All of their handiwork comes insured and certified lead-safe by the EPA, and Faia carries the distinction of being a Certified Aging-in-Place Specialist, developing practical ways to keep homes inhabitable for residents regardless of age, income, or ability. Verbal quotes on small projects and travel expenses come free of charge. With an hour of labor time, your Groupon works well for repairing sheetrock walls vandalized by billiard gangs or for installing metal grab bars in your bathroom and towel parlor. Whatever lingering project beckons your edifice, a friendly specialist will appear to assess and attack free of travel expenses.
Bargain Treasures' rotating stock invites men, women, and children to decorate their limbs with consignment finery and adorn their homes or treehouses with brand-name furnishings. Customers can backflip into a Tahari, Adrianna Papell, or Liz Claiborne suit set ($24.99+) before an important function, or snag a set of Pier 1 Imports cobalt-blue swirl glassware ($2.99–$6.99/piece) to prepare for an explosively beautiful game of home-bowling. Experienced shopkeepers stand by to perform alterations, infusing gently used apparel with a sense of newness and ensuring that 8'x11' rugs ($249) hug curves when worn as robes.
Packed with party supplies and gifts, Whimsy has a special knack for inflating handheld blimps of all kinds. Helium addicts can peruse the shop's lengthy catalogue, grabbing an over the hill balloon ($2.99) to celebrate a relative's birthday or successful mountain climb. A floating eyeball balloon ($7.99) thanks optometrists for a job well done, and a 3-D dirigible bumblebee, lobster, frog, or turtle ($9.99 each) lets pet lovers practice their nurturing skills and trick-training abilities. Whimsy takes orders by phone, email, or fax.
An affordable and monumental selection of plush beds, sturdy end tables, and stylish home accessories mingles good-naturedly in Ashley Furniture’s wondrous warehouse. Pick up an Aero ivory armless chair ($216.77) and use it to accent your next book-club meeting’s discussion of Lego Star Wars. Augment somnolence with mattress sets from household brands such as Sealy and Simmons and finish flooring your sleep space with a Roarke Masai 5'x8' rug ($162).
Mattress Direct culls a variety of mattresses in textures ranging from firm to plush from brands such as Tempur-Pedic and Serta. Serta's iComfort, for example, evenly distributes support across the body with microsupport gel capsules nestled in its memory foam; a specialized material prevents overheating and the resulting unpleasant lava-chase nightmares. Mattress Direct's stock of bed frames, bed linens, and pillows allow patrons to assemble complete bedroom sets in one trip, and an express delivery service prevents the hassle of renting a moving truck or outfitting each leg of a new bed with a rollerblade.
The professional consultants at Compass Furniture have been steering bewildered patrons through a labyrinth of contemporary and traditional styles, finishes, and fabrics for 35 years. Avoid an empty nest by filling it with top brands, including Broyhill, Schnadig, Bassett, and Serta. The 80,000-square-foot showroom helps decorators envision the final floor plan, displaying entire sets arranged as if they were already in the home. Pick a proper dinner setting with a four-piece dinette ($199.99+) so that you no longer have to wait for the tranquilizers to kick in just to entertain in the neighbor's dining room. If morning brings the frustration of having to wrestle an onslaught of rebellious springs, consider a new mattress ($139+), or give up on bedding altogether and pledge allegiance to a sofa ($299+).