Discovery Bay, CA Health and Fitness

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Today’s Groupon flexes, stretches, and twists your soul and body into a purity pretzel: for $25, you get five yoga classes at NuLife Yoga (a $50 value). It's perfect for de-stressing from holiday stresses that include taking difficult family pictures around the holiday tree, singing already-challenging holiday songs in more challenging keys, and building a home computer so you can send out holiday e-cards.There once was a flexible gal, Whose yogic skills never did fail, When forgetting her keys, She just pulled in her knees, And squeezed through the slot for the mail.

With a year’s worth of feasting and drinking under your belt and on your teeth, it’s a wonderful time for mouth refreshment. Today’s Groupon gets you a cleaning, x-rays, and an oral exam at North Capitol Dental Care for $49 (a $170 value). Now you can use your smile as a flashlight while digging holes at night in your backyard.Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

Fighting off the horrific low 40s of a San Jose winter is best achieved when your body is a fitness temple and your mind is a fitness fireplace. Today’s Groupon preps your body with five yoga, Pilates, or gyrokinesis classes from Reformation Yoga & Pilates Studio. Astounding flexibility, core toughness, tough coreness, and thorough balance are all musts for dodging and evading winter’s minor gusts of chill and major gusts of holiday indulgence.Troublemaking Teen: By adding a cup of virtue, a spoonful of tough love, and one experimental serum, you can reform a troublemaking teen into a science-werewolf, a living vampire, or a sentient block of wood that will never ride a motorcycle too loudly again.

Today's Groupon personally calms your core and gives it the strength to endure all life's bends, loops, and twistywhirls. For $35, you get one private Pilates class and one group equipment Pilates class at Tru-Balance Pilates Fitness Studio in Willow Glen (a $120 value). Expert instruction and a dedication to your body's potential at Tru-Balance will make you a champion Pilatist whose perfect postural muscles will be extolled by troubadors, lonely long-distance runners, and cone tenders for years to come.

Health is more than the absence of disease; it's the overall well being of the physical, psychological, and emotional biospheres. With today’s Groupon, greet the new decade with enough health points to definitively settle the Schleswig-Holstein Question. For $20, you get an acupuncture session at the Natural Health Center in Milpitas, a $100 value. Once you have your Groupon, call ahead to schedule an appointment or to get exciting tips on how to halter-break foals.