Boasting more than six decades of waterless wardrobe-washing expertise, Jay Dee Cleaners de-dingifies grimy garments with state-of-the-art cleaning and pressing equipment. Bring in sweat-stained dress shirts ($1.90+), lipstick-marked suits ($10.05), and banana-bread-caked overalls ($12.25) to irrevocably remove spots, stains, and walnut crumbles from contaminated clothing. Jay Dee's also offers free pick-up and delivery, so mad lady scientists can get brain-stained blouses ($5.10), frankendresses ($10.80), and lab coats ($4.20) quickly cleaned without letting animal-human hybrids out of their sight.
Marshall Carpet One has kept local foundations covered for more than 45 years. Today, their 17,000-square-foot showroom stocks carpets for all traffic levels, as well as durable laminates and hardwoods, tile from domestic and international suppliers, and more than 1,000 designer and imported area rugs. Showroom staff members help customers navigate the SelectAFloor system, which organizes flooring options by style, color, and ticklishness. Carpet One backs their materials with extra protection, including a Beautiful Guarantee that grants free replacement and tiered warranties that cover stains, fading, and minor water damage.
The brothers Antonius are 35-year veterans of the carpet-cleaning craft who have a skilled staff of technicians on hand to meet each appointment. Your pile-pillaging odyssey begins with a 15-minute carpet evaluation. Then, one of several cleaning methods is deployed, depending on your dirt's modus operandi. Steam desoils deep below your carpet's buttery crust, and an absorbent powder extraction eliminates drying time. The process evicts carpet-dwelling critters such as dust mites, while creating a healthier environment for invited beasts, such as dogs and ferrets that know how to squeak to the tune of "The Star-Spangled Banner." Call ahead for an appointment.
The cleaning technicians at Cleveland Steamer Cleaning Service have seen their share of tough stains. They?ve been purging dirt and mud tracks from carpets for 10 years, and they have to think hard to remember a time when they last encountered a job they couldn?t handle. They vow to expel every last morsel of grime and dirt from every carpet they come across, backing up their promises with truck-mounted steam equipment and green cleaning solvents. The crew doesn?t just clean carpets?they strive to keep them clean with disinfectants and protectors that guard against bacteria and blow a high-pitched whistle to ward off filthy dogs.
With three locations dotting the map, Michelle Cleaners keeps Clevelanders' clothes spotless with thorough dry cleaning complemented by attentive customer service. Customers haul in hampers full of sport shirts, skirts, and sweaters, whereupon the dry-cleaning experts set to work with Sanitone products to shoo away spots and unveil brighter colors and softer textures. The shop also offers an array of non-dry-cleaning services, such as alterations and wedding-gown preservation.
The berber-busting detectives at Orion will carefully comb over your carpet for trouble spots, collaborating with you to formulate a blanketing game plan. Your Groupon is for the basic cleaning package, meaning that you will have to move furniture yourself in preparation for the cleaning. Then you can relax and leave the rest to the professionals, who will vacuum, precondition, and use hydrated heat to extract unwanted spots faster than a cheetah changing coats. After a detailed grooming, your textile lawn is fanned by industrial-strength dryers: average dry time is less than three hours.