At Skyview Carwash, robotic washers and old-fashioned elbow grease collide to restore cars to a showroom shine. Vehicles zip through the sudsy tunnel for a thorough exterior wash and rinse, including spritzes of Blue Coral undersealant and triple coat and helpings of Rain-X protectant. Once exteriors are clean and shiny, car-wash attendants groom interiors by vacuuming up dirt, clearing smudges from windows, and donating old pine-tree air fresheners to the deprived lumberjacks of the world.
If your shady parking spot rests beneath bird-filled trees or someone has scrawled carpetbagger into the layer of grime on your car window, Complete Auto Wash and Wax can give your vehicle its original off-the-lot shine. With today's Groupon, $50 will get you three complete interior and exterior washes (a $15 value each) and one wash and wax (normally $65), for a $110 combined value. Buy multiple Groupons for perpetual shine and a better sense of humor. This deal isn't just great for sprucing up your own car: it also makes the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your dirty carpool driver. Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.
Splish Splash Car Wash welcomes cars into its automatic wash tunnel for quick five-minute baths seven days a week. Once customers redeem their Groupon, a small tag will be placed on their windshield that allows them automatic entry into the wash every day, once a week, or whenever they want to reward their car for changing its own oil. During the ultimate wash, coats of triple-foam polish and LustraShield swarm the outer shell as tire cleaners blast earthy accouterments from the rubber. Applications of bug goo wrestle clingy critters off the exterior, and a procession of rising geysers unhinges grease, grime, and demoted bumper stickers from the undercarriage. Soap and residue dissipate after a spot-free rinse, which reveals an unscathed, glowing finish ready to face a touchless blow-dry that sweeps away remaining moisture droplets.
While customers relax in the waiting area, John's Premium Car Wash technicians scrub sullied chariots with triple-foam polish, scouring undercarriages to expel unsightly chunks of mud, sand, and snow. During the express polish, team members clean and condition paint jobs to remove mild oxidation and preserve a deep and durable shine, and detailing services remove dirt particles from all car crevices. Scotchgard protects against interior spills and stains, and carpet dying restores the original color of worn or splotched fibers. John's Premium Car Wash also offers a 20-point full-service quick lube that includes up to 5 quarts of conventional oil to keep cars running smoothly, like a cheetah sprinting across a moving walkway.
Local highways, driveways, and parking lots teem with sparkling cars thanks in part to Country Club Car Wash's 20-plus years of automotive grooming. The touchless wash systems and detailers dole out doses of products seven days a week, catering to cars whose conditions range from "in need of a quick rinse," to "coated in ostrich feathers and silly string." Country Club's unlimited wash clubs allow motorists to sanitize their cars as often as they see fit, and the wash stations at each facility are flanked by a Mobil On the Run. For cars that need a little more TLC, motorists can steer into one of the two full-service stations.