El Cajon, CA Spa and Massage

After enjoying a refined smoke on the cigar patio, you relax with a complimentary highball in front of a pair of LCD televisions, catching up on the Padres game with the right eyeball and the last 20 minutes of Quantum of Solace with the left. Soon, an attractive stylist calls you to the most sophisticated barber chair on earth for a trim, a lingering scalp massage, hot face towel, and straight-razor shave. A lovely manicurist tends to your extremities before you slip your feet into your freshly polished shoes. This kind of treatment used to be reserved for the likes of Hugh Hefner—until the arrival of AlphaMale barbershop and spa.

Whether you need to relax, relieve stress, or manage pain or injuries, a massage at IPSB Massage Therapy Center will get the job done. For $45, today's Groupon side deal gets you one IPSB-licensed professional massage (a $60 value). Or if you prefer, for the same $45, you can get two one-hour student massages at IPSB for the price of one (a $90 value) with today's featured deal (click here for this option).

Today's Groupon prettifies any part—big or small, tall or short, blond or brunette, rhombazoid or trapus—at Haute Spa, an upscale salon and skincare spa in the Shelter Island area of Point Loma. For $35, you get $85 toward any relaxing, beautifying service.Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

Urban Skin Care's speed-waxing specialists eradicate unwanted hairs with gentle waxes that leave formerly furred regions silky smooth. Before their session, clients can sink into big, comfy couches in the waiting room or call up dolphin acquaintances to ask what it’s like to be hairless. A Brazilian wax ensures a more thorough and longer-lasting smoothness than shaving, plus it saves ladies the hassle of performing razor-juggling vaudeville acts in the shower. Although not included with this Groupon, clients can also purchase a prewax lotion that numbs skin prior to the treatment.

Like a restaurant uniting different cuisines to find the best blends of flavor, Renew Integrative Health Center combines Western and alternative medicines to develop treatment plans for each patient that can meet all of their needs. Patients can choose the type of doctor that most closely reflects their own thoughts about health, and that doctor then collaborates with the rest of the Renew team. Together, they aim to help patients achieve and sustain optimal health, applying the diverse skill set they collectively possess: naturopathy, chiropractic care, acupuncture, physical therapy, counseling, massage, and more. Lifestyle change receives particular emphasis, taking the form of weight loss, anti-aging treatments, or getting patients to stop eating their stress balls.

Today’s Groupon is the Silk Road that leads to a land of pampering. For $50, you get $125 worth of indulgent spa services at Sè Spa, an Asian-influenced, beautifully sleek relaxation oasis located at the Sè San Diego Hotel.