A knotted back is like the paparazzi: it’s always lurking around the corner, waiting to make people look bad when they’re at the supermarket or armadillo bowling. Loveland Chiropractic's professional staff of backists will figure out how to untangle your jigsawed spine with an initial exam ($60) that thoroughly assesses affected areas and, if necessary, they will take a series of three cervical x-rays ($60). Your chiropractor will then administer two treatments of physical therapy ($56), lasting 10 to 15 minutes each, before aligning the back's mizzenmast with a tension-relieving adjustment ($40). No drugs, surgery, or tubs of ice cream paired with a Lifetime original movie are required. Patients will leave feeling loose and limber, like a squirrel after a glass of wine.