In as little as 12 minutes, patrons can bronze their bodies in Tanning Haven’s Matrix bed. It is outfitted with more than 22,000 watts and six facial tanners. Less intense tanning options, such as base beds and standup beds, are also available and allow clients to relax for up to 25 minutes each session. For those wanting a glow sans UV rays, an airbrush tan or dip in a bath of melted pennies does the trick.
With machines set up in rows to encourage competition, many ordinary gyms cater to men's bodies and psychology, right down to the urinals that were "accidentally" installed in the women's locker room. At Curves, you'll move around a circuit of hydraulic resistance machines that have been designed to work with women's bodies and promote weight loss, protect against osteoporosis, and deal with arthritis. An experienced trainer is always nearby to help manage your machine maneuvering and your muscle making. Instead of fiddling with weight stacks and losing your momentum, the hydraulic machines use your body weight and fitness level to create resistance that matches your abilities, decreasing the risk of soreness or injury. Because traditional lift-and-lower motions create bulky muscles, each machine uses push-and-pull motions to create toned, lean muscles perfect for crushing a grapefruit without looking like you can.
The pizza engineers at Bengino's have pie making down to a science, assembling and cooking pizzas in less than three minutes and filling their menu with supplementary subs, wings, and sides. The BLT pizza adds mayo and cheese to its original trio of ingredients, and the hawaiian pizza transports tasters with its mix of ham, pineapple, bacon, and barbecue sauce ($12.99 each for a large). The meat lovers' pizza fills carnivorous quotas more than a hamburger statue made of meatballs with a quartet of pepperoni, sausage, ham, and bacon ($12.99 for a large). A handful of subs conquer hunger with varieties such as chicken club with bacon or pizza, a conglomeration of pepperoni, sausage, cheese, and three veggies ($5.99 each for a full). The menu gets extra lift with an assortment of chicken wings ($6.99–$19.99) and four different sauces to keep taste buds entertained with blind taste-testing contests. Bengino's drivers are only assigned one order at a time, ensuring deliveries are received as quickly as possible.
AA Elegant Limo's chauffeurs ensure expedient, luxurious travel for groups looking to cruise streets in comfort and arrive in style. Up to 14 people can pile into the Ford Excursion, a super-long white limo with a fiber-optic mirrored ceiling for a cushy club atmosphere. Like velvet-lined snow pants or the Swiss Family Robinson tree house, the Hummer appeals to those who like a rugged exterior and lush interior. Equipped with a 5,000-watt sound system and two 18-inch subwoofers, the sleek black vehicle pulses electrifying tunes for a raucous party vibe. Both the Excursion and Hummer limos come equipped with flat-screen TVs, beverage coolers, and champagne wells.
Trusting another person with your belongings is never easy, even when your belongings are in a scattered pile on the floor. To give clients peace of mind, the cleaners of Luster Cleaning Service are bonded and insured. The self-proclaimed "finicky professionals" scour any surface, shining kitchen counters, bathroom sinks, and the wall-length window that looks out on your neighbor's castle.
Chef Deb Salay Storch sizzles up made-to-order fish, beef, and barbecue dishes for a menu of American and Cajun cuisine crafted from fresh ingredients. Commence feasts or Olympic-grade food fights with a pile of fries slathered in cheddar cheese and Salay's barbecue sauce ($6.50), or a helping of cornmeal-crusted fried green tomatoes with cucumber dipping sauce ($5.95). For main courses, diners can savor a grilled or deep-fried-catfish sandwich ($7.95) or the Kansas City–style cut ribs divvied up into half slabs ($10.95), full slabs ($17.95), or rib-tip portions ($8.95). A cadre of Pepsi products help wash down feasts with more carbonated pizzazz than seltzer water sold by Rip Taylor.