You're probably thinking, "That sounds great, but I've never bought a car or a computer without first reading the Wikipedia definitions for car and computer—I'm not about to buy a Groupon either without a briefing." Well, neither would we, and since this is everyone's first Groupon, allow us to briefly explain how it works.
The long corridor at Electric Beach Tanning & Salon is lined with doorways, each one leading into a world without traffic, deadlines, or ringing alarm clocks. Some of the rooms are dedicated to skincare treatments, others to tanning and hairstyling. But in one of them, licensed massage therapist Elaine brings time to a slow crawl while she loosens tense muscles with relaxing massages.
Though Elaine customizes her massages to meet your exact needs, she's especially skilled in Swedish, deep-tissue, and prenatal techniques. If stress is what ails you, try the relaxing Swedish massage; if you pulled a muscle while barking furiously at the mailman, you'll likely benefit most from a sports massage.
After four years of active duty in the United States Army?including 15 months on deployment in East Africa, where he earned a Letter of Commendation from the Ethiopian Government?it?s likely that Blake Brown doesn?t get too flustered while assessing golf swings. Now a veteran, he?s on the path to certification as a professional golf teacher, currently studying the proper golf swing, how to manage golf courses, and what types of tree bark are edible as a Level One Apprentice with the PGA of America. Blake has experience as a teaching professional, having previously held a coaching position at Riverside Golf Course and leading the San Joaquin Memorial High School boys' golf team to the Valley Championships.
A professional diagnosis for any sick, slow, or hypochondriac PC or Mac is a sure-fire way to pinpoint the root of your problem without filling your USB ports with leeches. After you check your computer into the clinic for overnight monitoring, the friendly nerds at The Geeks will do a full physical exam of your ailing Babbage engine, delving deep into the marrow of its motherboard, if necessary. Once they've reached a verdict, you'll receive a detailed diagnosis, complete with suspected causes (such as spilled gravy) and traditional IT folk remedies.