Grease Monkeys' knowledgeable staffers equip athletes for street cruising with skateboard decks and bikes loaned out for relaxing tours. Patrons draw from a colorful cache of single-speed and multispeed Schwinn roadsters outfitted with various frames, gearing, and ejection seat options. Two-wheeled transports bear different numbers of tires and riders as they zoom by the swaying palm trees of nearby Bayside Marina and dinnertime destinations of the Bayside Marketplace. Whirring spokes screech to a halt before the awe-inspiring views and fish operas of Key Biscayne, located roughly an hour's worth of peddling from the store.
The bi-level sea vessel provides 90 minutes of dolphin’s-eye views of the city. See the skyline, Fisher Island, Miami Beach, and Millionaire’s Row from the comforts of this floating chariot. Each boat features an air-conditioned lower deck to encapsulate heat-sensitive captivators and an open-air top deck to properly soak up some salty ocean air, also known as Sailor's Delight and Seal Brew. For more palpable procurement, the boat also hosts a full cash bar with a small number of snacks available.
Specializing in the repair of high-end European roadsters, Prestige Auto Tech’s certified technicians treat buggies of all nationalities to engine-mending service and gentle hand washes at their international-friendly auto assembly. German sedans snuggle up next to American 4x4s as cars receive up to 5 quarts of fresh oil and a multipoint inspection that checks for signs of wear, tear, and spark-plug hoarding. Technicians pair services with a tire rotation ($15.95) to help to improve gas mileage and prolong the life cycle of the car's round rubber shoes, and their hand car washes ($15) scrub metal, glass, and rubber exteriors to a radiant shine. Prestige Auto Tech's services take anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes, or however long it takes for cars to cry "Uncle" by honking in Morse code.
The highly trained technicians at Jiffy Lube tend to about 24 million customers each year with services such as the Signature Service Oil Change package, which promotes the longevity of each vehicle. Staffers acknowledge that oil plays a crucial role in maximizing the lifespan of each car—it cools the motor and prevents moving parts from deteriorating. More than 20,000 technicians who have completed an extensive training program certified by the National Institute Automotive Service Excellence (ASE) nurse vehicles at Jiffy Lube.
In addition to performing oil changes, Jiffy Lube's savants perform air-filtration, brakes, electricity, and windshield services, among others. The technicians' quality pledge includes a commitment to transparency, which stipulates that they will inform car owners of any necessary services, only complete a service after it has been approved, and refuse to replace windshields with saran wrap.