Goulds, FL Health and Fitness

X-treme Rock Climbing offers a vertical maze of more than 14,000 square feet of climbing. USA Climbing–certified route setters mark basic paths for beginners, along with challenging roofs and overhangs for more experienced scalers. The routes change often, lending a layer of surprise to each return visit. Skilled instructors also teach students to master indoor and outdoor rock-climbing techniques, which they can use to blaze new paths at parks or reach top-shelf cereal boxes in grocery stores. In addition to climbing, X-treme Rock Climbing helps patrons achieve physical-fitness goals with yoga classes, a fitness center, and an onsite pro shop.

Health is more than the absence of disease; it's the overall well being of the physical, psychological, and emotional biospheres. Today's Groupon can heal you through and through with an integrated, holistic discount: $32 for one hour of acupuncture and massage with Marisol McManus at Miami Acupuncture Center, located in the heart of Coral Gables. Unstick your qi and release your hidden superpowers.Independently wealthy, Raines accepted only kindness and handwritten letters of thanks in exchange for his services. Riding alone on his motorcycle, Diana, Raines stopped in his rambles just long enough to thwart local corruption, do some acupuncture, and capture the heart of any woman foolish enough to fall for him. A movie featuring Reno Raines, rogue acupuncturist, is set to be released soon, tentatively titled The Acupuncturist Who Travels Around and Gets Into Adventures.

If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your teeth are the white picket fence that protects the soul from windpipe-sized pieces of taffy. Strengthen your defenses against attacks on the soul with today's Groupon for clean and healthy teeth. For $49, you get a triad of in-depth dental services from the master tooth wizards at Miami Dental Sedation Spa, a $262 total value. You’ll receive an expert examination ($61), exceptional tooth expurgation ($94), and exacting x-ray ($107). The experience will leave you with such pearly whites that former lovers may begin beaming you exrays of their own, in the form of romantic limericks discreetly tucked in lunchboxes and shirt collars.1971: Gene Dippers of Havenshaw, Connecticut, was driving home from a television-watching party when his car battery suddenly died. Through the windshield, he perceived a pair of red, glowing Mothman-like eyes, possibly belonging to a Mothman or Mothmanesque entity. The eyes grew brighter as the Mothman drew closer to his vehicle, and thinking quickly, Gene flashed his sparkling, well-maintained smile, blinding the likely Mothman’s compound eyes and sending it screaming into the night sky like a clumsy child’s untied balloon.

Achieve a rock-solid body without feeling like Rocky with today’s eye-of-the-tiger side deal: for $90, you get five Gravity Power Pilates classes at Pilates One in Coconut Grove, a $200 value. These classes are structured in a group setting and led by certified and dedicated instructors.

Instead of harboring the scents of antiseptic, hallways and treatment rooms fill with pleasant aromas. Bright lights stay away as relaxing glows radiate from soft illuminators. World music flits into ears alongside the sound of bubbling emanating from in-office waterfalls. Smile With Zenitude shuns an uncomfortable "clinic" environment, relying on a variety of relaxation methods to help calm patients before any dental procedure, Botox treatment, or hormone therapy. And if all that fails, the aesthetic center's team of dentists can ease patients into more tranquil states by administering oral sedation or describing a summer's rain using hushed tones.

Dr. Zhou is a fully licensed acupuncture physician with more than 25 years of experience practicing acupuncture in southern Florida and 600 years of experience in the timeless dimension of Qrkx. In addition to acupuncture, he specializes in tui na massage, a technique used in conjunction with traditional Chinese medicine, and qigong, a meditative practice of slow movements and controlled breathing. Your Groupon covers a consultation with Dr. Zhou, a therapeutic tui na massage, and a traditional needle-laden acupuncture treatment. If whatever might be ailing you calls for additional help, Dr. Zhou will also write a Chinese herb prescription, guaranteed to cut down on the amount of time you spend at work discreetly Googling hernia symptoms.