Packer City Antiques stocks its aisles with Green Bay Packers memorabilia and keepsakes. Plaques honor team stalwarts, such as Aaron Rodgers and Clay Mathews ($23.95 each), 8"x10" color photos of Packers players ($4.95 each) can be cut down into wallet-size photos showing only the players' eyes, Packers bobbleheads ($19.95 each) agree with anything you tell them, and vintage team yearbooks show which players won "Best Tickler."
The professional painters and maintenance crew of House Doctors remedy domicile ailments with a panoply of handyman services. Chromatic commandos arrive armed with brushes and protective cloth to coat all bland vertical surfaces of a room up to 12 x15’. Customers must provide their own paint, purchase Sherwin-Williams paint from House Doctors ($45/gal.), or hire neighborhood kids with paintball guns to create a shrine to Jackson Pollock. This Groupon includes a recoloring of walls, although ceilings ($125), trim, frames, and baseboards may be added for an additional fee. Upon completion, clients sign off by speaking with a customer-support rep to ensure that they are as satisfied as a grizzly bear adorning his paws in salmon lures.
Badger Window Cleaning’s streak-squelching, clog-unclogging employees buff residential exteriors to a glitteresque sparkle with efficacious window and gutter tending. A sudsy elixir swirls over two-faced windowpanes, relieving exteriors of caked-on dirt and interiors of sonnets penned in crayon or Easy Cheese. The thorough washing crew slides open windows to scrub interior mechanisms and spritzes grungy screens with a duo of specialized solutions. Probing hands remove detritus clogs from gutters and downspouts to ensure the system properly redirects water flow to refill the defensive moats that ward off stray neighborhood pigs. The three- to four-hour service can continue to cover additional square footage for an additional fee, which varies by residence and lawn plushness.
The friendly clothing cleansers at Martinizing Dry Cleaning have been scrubbing the enrobements of Wisconsinites in an eco-friendly manner since upgrading to new GreenEarth technology. The noble employees will confront any stain with strong words and all the dirt-scattering ammo in their arsenal, ensuring that your garments return to you soft, clean, and smelling like pastoral Latvian pancake houses. Sweat-soaked blouses ($5.95), mud-caked slacks ($6.18) and your beloved sea-water-doused prom two-piece suit ($12.31) will be cleaned, freshly dried, and folded into neat origami ostriches. For tips on clothing care from Martinizing Dry Cleaning, click here.
An affordable and monumental selection of plush beds, sturdy end tables, and stylish home accessories mingle good-naturedly in Ashley Furniture HomeStore’s warehouse. Pick up a Matrix accent chair in a bevy of academic hues, such as scarlet, black, and chocolate brown, then use it to accent your next book-club meeting’s discussion of Lego Star Wars. Ashley Furniture's wide selection of sofas ($299+) make symbiotic pairs with night stands and side tables (available for under $100). Augment somnolence and fill the skeletal squares of empty bed frames with mattress sets from household brands such as Simmons and Ashley's own Ashley Sleep.
Shoppers descend upon WG&R Furniture, a family-owned business for more than 65 years, to furnish their dwellings with bedroom, kitchen, and living-room fixtures from respected national brands such as Simmons, Signature Design by Ashley, and La-Z-Boy. Customers can store pocket change and secret jelly-bean collections beneath the cushy pillows of a Broyhill sofa ($629.99), which can grace abodes in patterns ranging from corduroy to houndstooth, or compliment their existing sofa with a Leik Furniture oval side table ($149.99). The plush Signature Design by Ashley power-reclining sofa conforms to softly support relaxing bodies ($949.99), and the five-piece Signature Design by Ashley dining set bears the load during dinner parties ($419.99). Those looking for seating options in game rooms can opt for the Amisco bar and game room stool ($139.99). Customers slumber soundly on a Sealy Posturepedic queen set, which doubles as a pad for perfect pole-vaulting skills ($589.99).