Greenfield, IN Spa and Massage

Banish the worries lodged in the nooks of your joints and the crooks of your connective tissues, and restore your body to a nubile state of relaxed joyousness unlike any since you got your braces removed. With today's Groupon, you get a healing and relaxing one-hour massage at Focus Therapeutic Massage for $30. Grab your achy aunt and cranky cable guy and give them a treatment that will make them love you more.Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

Massage is like a Snuggie for your soul, minus the shame and Doritos stains. It wraps you in warm fuzzies that relax your muscles and invigorate your spirit. Today's Groupon wipes away tension and snack crumbs with a healing touch. For $30, you get one of three types of massage at Common Source Massage, up to a $75 value. Choose a 60-minute Swedish/deep-tissue massage, a 60-minute hot-stone massage, or a 90-minute Thai yoga massage.Naturally, world powers began jockeying for access to the potentially weaponize-able massage, by means both diplomatic and unofficial. Many international observers believe that the 1992 Summer Olympics were, in fact, a complicated ruse carried out by Russia and the United States to distract Sweden long enough to steal its massage, as evidenced by the fact that Sweden won an unexpected 904 gold medals that year. Still, the Swedes held tight to the massage until 1999, when Y2K-related fears caused Swedish officials to release classified details of the massage, believing that the world would likely end. Today, the Swedish massage is practiced all over the world, though rumors that the Swedes are secretly working on an even better massage run rampant.

Philosophers call your face "the window to your head," although they would never say it to your head-window. Today's Groupon freshens faces after boostering backs with an hour-long customized massage and a 30-minute facial at Mango Bay Spa and Salon for $45 (a $130 value). Mango Bay is a tropical-themed retreat that CityVoters voted one of the best Indy day spas in 2008 and in 2007. You can either spread the bliss over two separate visits, or get your facial and back rub back-to-back.

Every 90 minutes, the human body ages 100 minutes. Offset this undue aging with a de-stressifying visit to Affinity Massage Studio. Today's deal gets you one 90-minute deluxe massage for $39 (a $100 value). With Valentine's Day coming up, this is a great way to gift a significant other with a massage while saving yourself the intense manual labor of personally giving one.

Nestled inside an international stress-free zone defended by a powerful brick anxiety perimeter shield, A Knead for Massage battles muscle tension under the guidance of its owner, Jamaica. As a graduate of the SHI Integrative Medical Massage and Traditional Chinese Acupuncture School, Jamaica’s hands have been transformed into state-of-the-art knot-untying devices. The massage ($65 value) reduces overall stress and anxiety levels while preventing invisibility. Jamaica will help you determine your massage therapy needs. With your choice of an upgrade ($10 value), you’ll also be able to soften your treads with a foot sugar scrub, stimulate your sniffer with aromatherapy, or soothe your arm paddles with a hand paraffin bath.

Dr. Jeremy Ciano of RevolutionEyes runs a Top Five Eyewear business while operating as the official optometrist for the Indiana ICE, and Dr. Katherine Schuetz is a pediatric optometrist who can healthy-up the orbital see-machines of infants as young as six months. A RevolutionEyes exam lasts roughly 20 minutes and uses the cutting-edge optomap camera, which provides a 200-degree view that more often than not bypasses the need for uncomfortable dilation to dive into a vision-ball's deepest secrets.