We are a privately owned company consisting of 22 Ophthalmologists, with a staff of Optometrists, technicians, ABO Certified Opticians. With close to 300 employees we are dedicated to providing top quality eyecare to the Portland Metropolitan area.
At Clackamas Massage Rehab & Chiropractic, Doctor of Chiropractic William Parker wants his patients to live pain-free lives without having to worry about the legal mumbo-jumbo involved with getting hurt. That's why the clinic, as part of its services, hooks up patients with any necessary legal counsel. With that issue taken care of, Dr. Parker and his massage therapists get to work right away, calming chronic and acute pain with noninvasive spinal adjustments and massages.
Certified fitness trainer Otis Schroeder works with every client to set realistic goals and transform lifestyles. He starts by asking a few questions that allow him to design and scale workouts to individual needs. Then he gives his clients a choice of training packages. Personal training can feature instruction, body composition analysis, supplementation recommendations, and nutritional counseling.
The Sight Shops operated by the Oregon Eye Specialists allow clear-sight seekers to browse a vast selection of designer frames such as Coach ($199+), Elle ($159+), and Armani ($259+), as well as a wide array of sunglasses by Oakley and Maui Jim. These frames boast enough flexibility to ensure proper fit and vision performance, but are also resilient enough to withstand the rigors of perpetual face hugging. To accompany their stylish frames, each Sight Shop exhibits high-quality progressive lenses in a variety of designs including single-lens, bi-focal, and tri-telescope helmet. The opticians at Oregon Eye Specialists—who are certified by the American Board of Opticianry—can help customers secure specific ocular solutions when assisted by a prescription from any physician. All frames and lenses carry a minimum one-year warranty.
As a member of the Crown Council, Dr. Westover keeps his veteran staff on its toes with continued advanced training and arms it with the most starship-compatible teeth-cleaning technology available. During your exam ($66 value), Dr. Westover thoroughly inspects your mouth's pointy denizens while you lie back and daydream about what a phoenix tastes like. Next, a series of x-rays (depending on need, up to $115 value) scans your oral cavern's stalactites and stalagmites for undesirable enamel elements, such as the microscopic organized-crime syndicate known as The Cavity. Once they've successfully disengaged your mouth's various bear traps, Dr. Westover will move in to scrub and buff the pearliness back into your whites ($102 value)—sending your jerky-gnashers home with a clean bill of health. This deal also includes a fluoride treatment ($45 value).
Oswego Water's biofeedback researchers encourage visitors to take advantage of the many potential health benefits of pure, ionized Kangen water. According to their H20 experts, ionized water absorbs quicker into the body for more efficient hydration and comprises powerful antioxidant properties. Oswego Water's ionic footbaths use the augmented water to rid the body of harmful toxins attained from watching too much reality television. Their facility also invites wellness experts to speak to the public, including recent visits by a raw-foodist bodybuilder and local naturopath.