Once the location of an unassuming furniture store, the Warehouse of Terrors now crawls with otherworldly denizens whose only interest in carpentry extends to their victims’ coffins. Over the course of 20–25 grisly minutes, interlopers navigate mazes built from derelict pallets and wend their way through vignettes populated by ghastly mannequins. Zombies, specters, and clowns lie in wait in the dark rooms, between which lie claustrophobic hallways, uneven walkways, and exit signs that point only downward.
At Salon Faded, stylists sculpt beautiful, personalized looks through an arsenal of aesthetic services that implement products by Matrix, Aquage, Tigi, and more. The women's haircut, shampoo, and fluff package cleanly reduces untamed tresses to a more manageable state ($21). Men can pair a haircut ($17) with all-over coloring ($30+) to increase red-hair density to 65 follicles per square centimeter. Women, meanwhile, can splash their locks with a ubiquitous hue-infusion ($51+) or pluck unshorn eyebrows ($10) to garner a more accurate expressivity, much like a deluxe Mr. Potato Head that can express more than 200 shades of anger.
Your month of tanning gets you unlimited access to Caribbean Sun's clean and comfortable base beds (you may upgrade to another bed model for an additional $2–$9.) A skin-savvy staff member will talk to you about your complexion and color-changing goals before helping you develop the ideal skin-shading routine. If you're allergic to artificial sun, one of Caribbean Sun's UV-free spray tans can give you a fresh-off-the-beach golden glow without causing sneezing or busy eyes. A certified tanning technician will administer the pigmentally potent spray using a top-notch Norvell system, and after just one session, you'll notice a marked difference in your skin tone.
Helmed by veteran dogsmith David Ullum, Champs Pet Grooming pampers pooches of all sizes with attentive care and natural products in a relaxed, restraint-free environment. Both rowdy pups and more demure doggies happily surrender their bellies to the experienced hands of bark-bilingual staff, who lavish fur coats with shampoo and conditioner before blow-drying them into flowing manes or stylized faux-hawks. Customized clipping sessions shear away errant cowlicks and kibble-catching goatees, and brisk flea dips and ear de-gunkings expunge six-legged squatters and waxy buildup. As the coup-de-grace, pooch manicurists pare back and polish overgrown paw talons (by request), express anal glands (by request), and send loyal lupines bouncing out the door to exchange more professional handshakes and less abashed sniff-offs. Additional charges may apply based on extreme coat conditions or extra-large statures.
To keep the boutique's selection fresh, K.Lane's owner often travels to LA and NYC to scout out the season’s fashions from designer lines such as French Dressing Jeans and HuggingKisses. Handbags, leggings, Spanx, and shoes merely scratch the haute surface of its selection. Find summer tops for $49, and Worn leggings can be worn for $59. Accessorize your face with earrings for $12, or slip into some denim Kut capris for $72. Dresses range from $49 to $92, and you can flop your flips with changeable straps for $15.
The Red Barn serves house-made barbecue, sandwiches, and Mexican-inspired feasts every weekend, Friday–Sunday, and hosts myriad gatherings, such as weddings, in its fully remodeled barn. Surrounded by fields and the gentle breezes gusting over adjacent Lake Afton, the scenic haven furnishes a calm, rustic environment in which frazzled minds can repose while palates sample varied flavors. In addition to classics as American as a baseball-flavored pie, the breakfast menu presents a range of hearty Mexican dishes, such as a breakfast chimichanga with house-made sausage gravy and chorizo. A plate of fried tortillas, alternatively, supports a mix of fried bananas, cinnamon, and chocolate sauce. Warm bread traps pulled pork in the throes of fried apples and hot links, and barbecue dinners slather smoky sauce over protein-packed slabs of ribs or beef brisket.