Royal Limousine’s Lincoln Town Cars, Hummers, mobile-nightclub party buses, and Rolls Royce Phantoms are piloted with military precision, thanks to staff members with backgrounds in the armed services. Skilled at making police-escorted runs for celebrity performers and speakers, the chauffeurs helm specialized tours to view holiday lights or visit area wineries, and they ensure safe transportation during once-in-a-lifetime events such as proms, weddings, or cryogenic freezings. Customers can also opt for stand-alone chauffeuring services, supplying their own vehicle for a Royal Limousine driver to steer around town.
Classic Elegance Limousine Service packs its newly refurbished 14-passenger limo party bus with sensory stimulation for the discerning party posse. The sound system administers an auditory wet willy of delight with dual 12-inch subwoofers and six Sony speakers attached to iPod and MP3 hookups. A 32-inch flat-screen TV comes stocked with a library of music videos, a PlayStation 3, and Blue-ray and DVD players. Tinted-black windows protect the eyes from the harsh glare of pedestrian jealousy so that you can completely lose yourself in the 550 colored LED lights, two lasers, whirling disco ball, and four strobe lights. The bus is also equipped with a wet bar that includes stemware and ice bins. Libations are not provided, but there’s no shame in hauling your own store-bought or bathtub-brewed beverages.
Beamer Tire and Auto Repair, a NAPA Autocare center, staffs master ASE-certified technicians who are on the ready to repair whatever ails your vehicle. Owner Doug Beamer has more than a quarter-century of industry experience, and he and his staff use their expertise to offer small- and large-scale repairs and maintenance services. As a member of the Goodyear Tire & Service Network, his shop also offers tires and tire services from a number of recognized major manufacturers. And, as an added convenience for customers, the facility features free Wi-Fi, a children's play center, and shuttles that can whisk drivers to and from their homes or offices while their car is being worked on.
Sloppy jalopies roll out of Magnum Car Wash & Lube, a full-service oil-change and detailing outfit, as gleaming road warriors. The Cash and Dash car wash polishes autos from grill to trunk in five sudsy minutes, making it an ideal service for commuters on the go and a fatal mistake for naive robots. Motorists relax in their car's cockpit as cleaners swiftly strip car shells and undercarriages of caked-up, corrosive road grime and imprison shine with a coating of sealer wax.