Whether you're looking for a sticking or a cracking, the initial consultation ($110) at The Witter Center will have you on your way to relief in the time it takes a sitcom character to get stuck in a hilarious case of mistaken identity. After a discussion of health, concerns, hopes, and dreams, you'll decide which of the treatment options better suits your body-needs. If you require them, x-rays ($110 each) of the afflicted area will be taken to ensure that proper treatment is given and more serious conditions are ruled out. Opt for a chiropractic adjustment ($53) to relieve pain associated with lower back fatigue, injuries, spinal misalignment, or subluxation. Or head east to needle your aches into submission with an acupuncture session ($50). The ancient Chinese tradition uses hair-thin needles inserted at specific points to stimulate the body and relieve pain from a wide range of discomfortable afflictions.