A melding of calming Eastern therapies and restorative Western technologies soothes bone sheaths at the warm, inviting Spa Mercer. Today's deal welcomes clients to one of the spa's rejuvenating one-hour body services. The Chinese body scrub opens your pores to a pair of miraculous cleansing mitts and thousands of years of exfoliation tradition (a $65 value). Relax and unwind as the expert scrubber sweeps away dead cells and cobwebs; meanwhile, marvel as the mitts' motivating motions stimulate your lymphatic system into body-detoxifying gymnastics, leaving the body feeling silky smooth and tender. Alternately, the rebalancing body wrap (a $69 value) merges massage and herbal oil therapy to expertly attack stress, jet lag, and general tension. Unlike zipping yourself up in a sleeping bag packed with melted Almond Joys, the process simultaneously hydrates and re-energizes the skin. Spa Mercer's friendly, welcoming atmosphere is accentuated by the hospitable certified aestheticians and body bufferers, who take the time to listen to your pores' needs and demo tapes. If further dermal repairs beckon your vessel, present your Groupon and the spa deckhands will happily take 15% off any of their massage services. Call to make your appointment.