Challenge Fitness whips bodies into shape with more than 30 cardio machines and a stable of Life Fitness strength machines. Members may pound muscle groups on the fitness-room machines by running, lifting, and fist pumping before washing off and entering the five-lane, 25-yard lap pool to cool off or reenact Wilford Brimley's scenes from Cocoon. A 10-person whirlpool whispers to lap-swimmers, inviting them to take a break in gently swirling, heated waters for the sake of soothing joint aches and stiff sinews. Challenge Fitness trainers facilitate aerobics and fitness classes to help to direct and refine body-sculpting efforts that would otherwise run wild (classes not included with this Groupon, but available for an additional fee). For days when the spirit of sportsmanship visits the gym, members may rent one of the seven tennis courts ($16–$21), the racquetball courts ($6/hour for the court), or the wallyball courts ($3/hour per player).
El Burrito Loco's staff dishes out the authentic flavors of Mexico in a low-key setting, with a wide-ranging menu that accommodates ample appetites. The restaurant fills its namesake dish with everything from tongue to chorizo to veggies, whetting whistles with the baby size ($4.90) and appeasing augmented appetites with the giant portion ($5.95). The specialty dinners showcase the eatery’s eclecticism, slinging meaty chilaquiles ($5.99) or chicken flautas ($9.35) with rice, beans, and tortillas. Vegetarians can order from a meat-free menu, kinder than a tofu dinner prepared by herds of unionized cows. Tamales ($2.10 each), enchiladas ($1.85 each), and tostadas ($2.65) can brandish beans or cheese, or both in the stead of meat. Many locations of El Burrito Loco keep late hours, giving sustenance to the musicians that play hold music round-the-clock.
CafePress is an online hub of inventive, humorous, and customizable clothing and gifts. Clients browse a galaxy of designs uploaded by users, whose most popular images rise to the site's front page; for a sense of scale, the online emporium posts an average of 135,000 new designs each week, keeping the selection fresh so no one has to buy an expired, sour-smelling shirt. Clients may also use CafePress's intuitive design tool to emblazon hoodies, jewelry, mugs, calendars, and museum-quality canvases with their own text or images. Thanks to an iron-clad guarantee of satisfaction, CafePress's clients can shop with the confidence of an invisible knight in a forest of giant eyeballs. Its smooth browsing system, simple design interface, and speedy shipping make the site an ideal destination for gift shopping.
Hydro Health Spa's certified colon therapists help eliminate toxins and ease digestive discomfort with a gentle colon-hydrotherapy treatment. During the private cleansing procedure a technician uses a closed-water system to flush digestive ductwork of harmful toxins, uncomfortable blockages, and stray road signs as relaxing music hums in the background. Following the treatment, patients often experience relief from constipation, increased energy, and improved circulation. This first refreshing session at Hydro Health Spa includes a complimentary infrared-sauna treatment and a postprocedure probiotic supplement to facilitate intestinal movement and incite envy from stalled amusement-park lines.
Liberty Tax Service's personal consultants?stationed in 4,000 offices across the United States and Canada?support clients with one-on-one tax preparation services and a money-back guarantee on the accuracy of their work. Before entering the company's corps of tax experts, each employee undergoes thorough training in federal and state tax code. Then, the tax preparers compile digital or paper filings of federal, state, and interplanetary taxes, ferreting out the maximum return and keeping minds at ease with year-round tax support. The company offers complimentary direct deposit for refunds, as well as gratuitous dives in Scrooge McDuck's money piles. Liberty Tax Service also organizes tax courses, both online and in person, that bring individuals up to speed on current tax practices.