Grease Monkey’s preventative maintenance professionals provide street pilots with wide-reaching, proactive auto treatments. The road to extended motor vehicle life begins with a 16-point safety inspection to listen to engine purrs and measure mud-flap flappiness levels. The staff then fills tires with delicious nitrogen, a road hugger’s preferred between-meal snack (a $19.99 value), before expertly rotating wheels in perfect circles (a $19.99 value).
Cars aren’t the only things taken care of at Honest-1 Auto Care. Customers, too, can relax on the lounge's leather easy chairs, surf the web at the internet café, romp within the kids' play area, or sip free beverages in front of large-screen TVs. All the while, the service-bay staff tends to automotive issues with their experienced hands, carrying out everything from oil changes to engine repairs so cars can stop having their dreams haunted by giant hovering magnets.
Located in Sears stores or at adjacent offices, Sears Optical's independent optometrists screen peepers to determine accurate prescriptions and diagnose any health problems. As doctors position a refractive device over the eyes, flipping through lenses of varying strengths, patients describe the level of clarity with which they can see the purple zebra dancing in the far corner. In addition to the prescriptive exam, doctors may use eye drops to dilate the pupil to scrutinize the retina.