Self-designated drivers head to Rollandia Golf Center to zigzag across more than 2800 yards of fairway or to bash balls in the heated and covered driving-range stalls. Players can rent pull or riding carts ($3–$8.50) to haul dizzy clubs to both men's and women's tee boxes. Open year round, the driving range shelters iron mavens while they send dimpled orbs into orbit. With more than 300 yards of green real estate before them, golfers try to put more distance between themselves and their affiliated small white spheres than the earth after yet another drunken lunar outburst.
Garden Station has recently installed a wheelchair ramp and ADA-accessible entryway, and now volunteers aim to build wheelchair-accessible community-garden beds for residents with disabilities. Three 2-foot-wide and 6 foot-long garden beds will sit in each 18-foot-long table, which sits 36 inches off the ground. The beds all have 6 inches–8 inches of soil to accommodate growing vegetables. The specifications of the beds allow wheelchair users to easily access the table, reach across the bed, dig into the soil, and plant seeds. Garden Station requires additional funding to purchase untreated, weather-resistant western-red cedar to ensure that the plants the beds produce will be free of unwanted chemicals and safe to eat.
Shannon Campbell specializes in preparing clients for armed self-defense, with an emphasis on safe practices when within the home. At an outdoor range that more closely elicits the feel of a neighborhood backyard than a shooting gallery, Shannon demonstrates proper firearm operation before supervising clients as they apply what they've learned. In addition to this coaching, he leads a Refuse To Be A Victim seminar, which teaches participants how to maintain awareness in threatening situations, such as a world ice-cream shortage, and how to prevent a criminal confrontation. He also hosts Little Sportsman sessions, which educate youths on how to responsibly handle a firearm while building community.
The first Funny Bone was born more than three decades ago after a comedy show left cofounder Gerald Kubach's sides aching so bad that he knew he had to get into the standup business. Now in more than 25 cities, the clubs have played host to such luminaries as Jerry Seinfeld, Dave Chappelle, and Roseanne Barr. In Dayton, while patrons practice projecting their laughter toward the stage they can quash hunger by digging into a menu of pub fare.
The Dayton Flyers, led by head coach and dribble genius Archie Miller, plan to sink the UIC Flames with the same spirit used to win the 2011 Old Spice Classic Tournament. The Dayton Flyers’ leading scorers, Kevin Dillard and Josh Benson, combine their efforts to light up the scoreboard as the squad aims to out-maneuver their opponent with dedicated teamwork and jetpacks used to nab jump balls. The UIC Flames provide a worthy obstacle to victory with a defensive wall built by shot-blocker Darrin Williams, who shamelessly returns basketballs to the other side of the court without providing receipts. Each seat at the UD Arena grants sports fans unobstructed views of the game, where they can clearly eyeball pristine passes and rim-rattling dunks.
At Indian Trails, children, seniors, and adults alike can embark on an 18-hole quest for small-scale golfing glory on one of two lushly landscaped courses. After expressing their preference for a green, purple, or royal-Stewart-plaid ball, golfers can get in some practice putts and throw away swings before choosing their own adventure on either the Braves & Squaws or Chiefs & Princesses course. Winding through naturally sylvan scenery, the paths for each course take golfers across bridged streams, forested paths, and to the base of a watery cascade, where each hole is designed to blend in to the natural terrain in order to swallow feral golf balls unaware.