Though its primary purpose is disrupting documentary screenings and exhausting dogs and scamper-happy babies, laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of human hair. Today's smooth-making Groupon reaps the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon with a trio of laser hair-removal treatments at Laser Cliniqúe for $149 (an up to $465 value, depending on the area). Usher in permanent baldness for bikini lines, chins, underarms, upper lips, or the fronts or backs of necks.
Regardless of what grades you fetched in high-school biology, your own biology is something you still can master. Laser light is a quick, relatively painless, and FDA-approved method for removing unwanted hair. Guided by the certified hands of Dr. P. Alexander Ataii and his professional Laser Cliniqúe staff, a long-pulse, high-energy laser emits a gentle beam of light that harmlessly passes through the skin and directly targets follicles, effectively treating unwanted hair over the course of a few sessions. Unlike the lasers utilized by popular film hero and 2010 California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man 2, these friendly beams are easy, comfortable, and treat hair follicles faster than other methods. Treatments take 10 to 45 minutes depending on the size of the area being treated, and Laser Cliniqúe offers weekday and Saturday hours to accommodate busy schedules.
All three treatments must be used on the same area, and numbing cream is included in your laser package to help salve any dim side-effect pain you may feel in reaction to your laser courtship. Today's Groupon gives you the option to buy a second Groupon and double your laser-time to fully eradicate rent-shirking follicles and keep English-speaking sphinx cats from gloating that they're the smoothest vertebrates on the block.
CW6’s San Diego Living and Channel 10 News have both featured Dr. Alexander Ataii of Laser Cliniqúe. Check out the testimonials of satisfied and newly hairless customers from the website:
- I originally came to Laser Clinique to have laser hair removal. I was so happy with the results and the experience that I have since had other procedures done. In every case I have found Dr. Ataii to be professional, easy to communicate with and up front about the options for each procedure. – Catherine C., testimonial
- Dr. Ataii and his staff have been nothing but extremely professional during my treatments. I received full disclosure about the benefits, side effects and risks of all the procedures. I was made to feel physically comfortable at all times and the post-treatment was carefully explained. I even received phone calls to inquire about my progress the next day! – Elizabeth D., testimonial
- I received laser hair removal treatments under the excellent care of Dr. P. Alexander Ataii and his expert staff of nurses and am amazed at the results. Dr. Ataii provided me with an individual treatment plan using the latest state-of-the-art laser technology. The team’s attention to detail and excellence in health care is one of the best I’ve experienced, and consequently, Laser Clinique receives my highest recommendation for those who see this option. – Jilia S., testimonial
After 25 years as an elite athlete, Greg Bourque had something of a holistic epiphany. "I received treatment for six months for a bicycling-related knee injury and was getting no relief," explains Greg. "Then I tried acupuncture and the next day I was 100% better, and the next week rode 500 kilometers pain-free." The experience was so eye-opening, that he became a practitioner himself. Greg has been in practice since 2000, and has successfully treated various sports teams and elite athletes––cyclist Chris Horner and ultramarathon runner Josh Cox to name a few. Though his athlete patients range from 30 to 50 years old and come to Greg for a variety of reasons, he also offers acupuncture and massage services for non-sports-related ailments such as chronic tension, headaches, and stage fright.
At Dr. Derek’s office, patients are met with not only chiropractic expertise and the speedy pain relief of precise adjustments but also an upbeat attitude and positive environment. The combination of these aspects, Dr. Derek believes, make for a better method of healing while learning how to correct the issues causing the pain, preventing its recurrence. He also works with patients to improve their diets and posture, and treatments include rehabilitative exercise plans, physical therapy, and massage.
Inside New You Medical Group, a serene medical center with an ocean view, physicians and their staff use a variety of weight-loss programs, laser skin treatments, age-rewinding medicine, and cosmetic surgery to help patients "turn back the hands of time." Complimentary evaluations lead doctors to focus on internal anti-aging treatments, such as hormone therapy and clinician-supervised weight loss, as well as external age-defying treatments, such as Botox and dermal fillers. New You is dedicated to combining preventive care with treatment to help patients stay healthy and active well into the future so that they have the stamina to fight off all the robots.
Dr. Kenneth Akey, M.D., doesn't just help the kids he treats at his pediatric practice. Beyond forming one-on-one relationships that keep patients at ease, the board-certified pediatrician provides support for their parents, teaching them how to care for their newborns or toddlers and giving teens guidance to help them steer through turbulent stretches. He specializes in working with newborns, developmental pediatrics, nutritional guidance, and preventative medicine. Dr. Akey takes a kind, genuine approach with children of all ages when administering services, which range from immunizations to regular wellness checkups and sports physicals. The doctor just recently returned to the area after two years living in north Idaho to lead a solo practice.