Lacey, WA Spa and Massage

Make yourself look like you spent the past month in Mexico sunbathing while you fished salmon with a pair of socks and three feet of copper wire. For $40, you get one month of unlimited access to Planet Bronze Tanning Salon (a $100 value), a spotlessly clean tanning salon in Renton.Red: You were born in Montana and your childhood best friend called you Puddin. Yellow: Every September 17, you get a migraine headache as you are visited by the ghost of the former mayor of Raleigh, North Carolina: Avery C. Upchurch. Green: Your embarrassing victory on a 2004 episode of Jeopardy! caused you to become estranged from your family. Orange: When you were 21, you gained the ability to communicate with hungry dogs.

Technicians trained in results-oriented treatments fill Skinperfect's service menu with effective beautifying services while wielding a number of upscale product lines. Clients can remove unwanted hair with a Brazilian wax that leaves skin as smooth as a silk shirt's pickup lines. If desired, sensitive skin can cozy up in the cooling embrace of topical anesthetic during the hair-removal procedure. Alternatively, the full set of lash extensions enhances flirtatious glances and coy Morse code blinks by darkening and thickening the lash line.

London House Salon houses a stable of seasoned stylists who strive to help guests cultivate renovated images under the spell of expertly executed services. An aromatic espresso awakens clients before strands undergo a thorough shampooing to expel oils or undercover cats posing as coiffures. For parched mops, a deep-conditioning treatment moisturizes follicles, adding a healthy sheen to cranial carpeting. Stylists then trim and chop wily hairs in a heroic battle, ending with a styling that restores order to the northernmost portion of your mug. London House’s eyebrow artist in residence provides a denouement by coaxing brows into structurally sound arches.

CityVoters named this popular spa Best Day Spa of Western Washington in 2008 and 2009.

Based on the belief that life energies exist and a state of unwellness results when they are blocked or imbalanced, Resonant Healing’s polarity therapy combines the healing practices of Chinese and Indian medicine with Western chiropractic and osteopathic therapies. During your session, you'll work with an experienced therapist to determine your healing goals, be they “stop my hair from crying” or “grow back my monkey tail.” Then, using relaxing hands-on treatment and slow, gentle rocking movements, your therapist will unblock the subtle energies of your soul-sack—increasing your awareness of your body while snaking the spirit's hair-clogged drains. You'll want to arrive for the 55-minute treatment in soft, loose-fitting clothing.

Voted Best Spa by Weekly Volcano readers in 2011, Jewell Day Spa revitalizes anatomical architecture from façade to foundation with natural and organic beauty products. Licensed practitioners shepherd weary bodies into a sandstone chamber, where gentle hands stimulate circulation and soothe tight muscles with the flowing strokes of Swedish massage. Each hour of therapy is different, unraveling stress, pain, and straightjackets from old magic acts with a combination of techniques customized to each client's physique. Microdermabrasions slowly polish skinscapes and lift away layers of dull cells in non-aggressive 35-minute sessions. Technicians comb smiling surfaces with a diamond-tipped wand that effectively refreshes faces with minimal irritation to sensitive tissue. All treatments are fine-tuned to the client's specific needs, ensuring gentlemen receive firmer care and ladies aren't forced to wear fake beards while they relax.