Rumor's Restaurant & Comedy Club exhibits a packed calendar of comedic talents following in the esteemed footsteps of previous acts including Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, and Dennis Leary. Audience members practice their most operatic chuckles and ballad-rendering guffaws while seated at a sprinkling of club tables, all of which meet their subletors through first-come, first-served placement. A full dinner and drink menu accompanies each show at an additional cost, to sate the pickiest of hungry funny bones.
Sporting a hearty menu of classic café fare and sandwiches, Ellice Café welcomes the pre- and post-theatre crowd to dine while sprawled at tables under works by local artists. Contemplate the depth of a painted canvas while munching on a chicken teriyaki wrap ($5.99), mama’s lasagna ($11.99), or the rancher burger ($7.99), where bacon, cheddar cheese, and onion rings recline on a juicy patty under a fountain of ranch, barbecue sauce, and eternal youth. Lunch starts after 11 a.m. daily and reservations are required.
Visitors to Joe Black Coffee Bar can cuddle up with a shot of espresso or a cup of freshly brewed fair-trade coffee, paired with gluten-free pastries, sandwiches, and desserts. Diners sip Brazilian dark-roast javas in the morning, or sip wine at dinner as they sink their teeth into flatbread pizzas and toasty paninis.