Long hailed for a mastery of ham far beyond the skills of mere mortal meat cookers, the meat mavens at HoneyBaked Ham have discovered the secret to cooking succulent, flavorful breasts of turkey (2.5 lbs. each). This juicy bird-based breakthrough is 90% fat-free and serves six to eight ravenous guests, making it a scrumptious centerpiece for family gatherings and game day parties. HoneyBaked Ham's suggested recipes increase turkey cooker IQs, helping stymied chefs explore new dishes such as smoked-turkey pizza and turkey tetrazzini, and saying sayonara to default entrees such as squashing the turkey meat into the shape of a racecar.
Named Innovator of the Year in 2007 and 2008 by New Orleans City Business magazine, The Occasional Wife offers solutions for organizing, planning, and de-cluttering everyday life. Their stylish, cleverly-designed organizational merchandise comes in surrounding-appropriate incarnations for every room in the house, even the hard-to-sort kids' rooms and messy oubliette. Tools of the trade include the grassy organizer, whose pointed blades of glory hold pens, rulers, toothbrushes, or real blades of grass. For the migratory mess, The Occasional Wife offers portable solutions such as the Envirosax blue bird bag, an eco-friendly shopping bag that eliminates the need for more than 2,500 plastic bags during its tyrannical, plastic-fisted reign ($10.50). Odds and ends avoid a dusty end behind the couch with the bamboo expandable bath org, a multi-compartment tray that keeps angry nail files away from low-down, two-timing cuticle pushers ($23.00).
An emporium of edible excess, Avenue Restaurant dishes up a palate-pleasing menu of seafood, meaty sandwiches, fried chicken, and other homemade goodies. Launch an edible expedition with a mound of fried pickles ($4.50) or a cup of savory shrimp-and-corn bisque ($3.50). Entree-seekers can dive tongue-first into the country-fried steak ($8.95) to wade with mashed potatoes and vegetables in a pool of gravy. Chomp into a Cajun au gratin stuffed potato ($8.95), an overfed tuber bloated with fried shrimp, mozzarella cheese, and butter with a crab-meat au gratin cloak. Scrumptious bread pudding ($2.75) and slices of creamy cheesecake ($2.75) activate sweet teeth and long-dormant sugar sensors. Avenue Restaurant serves up daily specials in a quaint eatery shaded by luscious trees and hovering spacecrafts.