Beauty & Spas in Martinsville

Banish the worries lodged in the nooks of your joints and the crooks of your connective tissues, and restore your body to a nubile state of relaxed joyousness unlike any since you got your braces removed. With today's Groupon, you get a healing and relaxing one-hour massage at Focus Therapeutic Massage for $30. Grab your achy aunt and cranky cable guy and give them a treatment that will make them love you more.Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

Massage is like a Snuggie for your soul, minus the shame and Doritos stains. It wraps you in warm fuzzies that relax your muscles and invigorate your spirit. Today's Groupon wipes away tension and snack crumbs with a healing touch. For $30, you get one of three types of massage at Common Source Massage, up to a $75 value. Choose a 60-minute Swedish/deep-tissue massage, a 60-minute hot-stone massage, or a 90-minute Thai yoga massage.Naturally, world powers began jockeying for access to the potentially weaponize-able massage, by means both diplomatic and unofficial. Many international observers believe that the 1992 Summer Olympics were, in fact, a complicated ruse carried out by Russia and the United States to distract Sweden long enough to steal its massage, as evidenced by the fact that Sweden won an unexpected 904 gold medals that year. Still, the Swedes held tight to the massage until 1999, when Y2K-related fears caused Swedish officials to release classified details of the massage, believing that the world would likely end. Today, the Swedish massage is practiced all over the world, though rumors that the Swedes are secretly working on an even better massage run rampant.

Medieval barbers let blood and extracted teeth in addition to cutting hair and trimming beards. Today's Groupon gets you a classic barbershop chop without the leaches. For $11, you get a shampoo and precision cut at The Taylor Haircutting Company, a $22 value. The Taylor Haircutting Company offers a family-friendly, professional environment where a man can relax and remember a time when attentive barbershop service was de rigueur and WiFi still stood for "wine fireplace."

With a combined 60 years of service, My Plastic Surgery Group’s board-certified doctors smooth furrowed foreheads with FDA-approved Botox injections. Following an initial consultation, Dr. Sando, Dr. Jones, Dr. Aker, or resident RN Barbara Grider strategically injects 20 units of the wrinkle-reducing serum into the creased area, targeting the clenched muscles responsible for the creation of frown lines, crow's feet, and glabellar games of tic-tac-toe. The formula blocks nerve signals from causing those contractions yet requires no anesthetic, allowing patients to stride from the office and resume their normal activities with minimal recovery time. Wrinkles begin to soften after about one week, and countenances may maintain a worry-free appearance for three–six months, or longer for those in possession of their own home time machine.

Star in your own “choose your own adventure” story that involves more beautifying and fewer sudden, unsatisfying endings. With today’s Groupon, $25 gets you $55 worth of services and products at Rejuve Salon and Spa in Carmel. Rejuve is easily accessible from Michigan Road by car and horse-drawn carriage, although horses have no thumbs with which to draw, and their carriage schematics appear unstable.

Philosophers call your face "the window to your head," although they would never say it to your head-window. Today's Groupon freshens faces after boostering backs with an hour-long customized massage and a 30-minute facial at Mango Bay Spa and Salon for $45 (a $130 value). Mango Bay is a tropical-themed retreat that CityVoters voted one of the best Indy day spas in 2008 and in 2007. You can either spread the bliss over two separate visits, or get your facial and back rub back-to-back.