Massachusetts Guide and Deals

If the nail file could talk, it would express its desire to elevate fingers and toes to their fullest aesthetic potential, as well as its intention to finally get its personal finances in order. Today's deal introduces your fingers and toes to their humble servant, the file. For $45, you get two mani-pedis at CQI Day Spa, a $90 total value. Additionally, you'll get half off one additional service during your visit, excluding massage and laser hair removal. This Groupon can be split between two people, so this is a great opportunity to pay back a friend whose loaner mani-pedi you never returned.

Jamie Kennedy is a veteran of comedy, known for a razor sharp wit that is best showcased in front of a live audience. If you’re not familiar with his stand-up, you probably know him from his appearances in numerous movies, like the Scream franchise, or his hilarious prank show, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. He's depicted above looking tough in front of a fence and with some gloves on, and I think he might have been the killer in Scream, so you might want to be careful when your in close proximity to his aforementioned razor wit. Here's a clip of his standup.

With each cleaning, Bubbles Car Wash’s staff strives to leave cars thoroughly polished and shining. Customers choose a Single, Double, or Triple Bubble wash, with options that range from a basic bath and towel dry to a luxurious scrub that involves triple-foam polish and protective coats of Teflon. The auto experts and two-time finalists for CityVoter's Best Car Wash in 2011 and 2012 also venture into interiors during auto detailings, which evict grime and stains from seats and mats, and focus on their motto, "We don't sell car washes, we sell services." As car owners wait, they can surf the web on free WiFi.

Strike a pose after taking advantage of today's Groupon to Mizu Hair Salon, voted a Best New Salon in the country by Vogue. For just $65, you get a cut, style, and blow dry—48% off the normal $125 value. Treating yourself to a hair styling at one of the world's best salons is usually quite a splurge, costing thousands of dollars in passport forgeries alone, but today it's so affordable that if you pass up this chance, you might be doomed to a lifetime of not-fantastic-looking hair.

And not only can you get your clothes looking sharp for that debutante ball or wake, but this is also the perfect opportunity to clean your comforters, tablecloths, coats, and other fabric items you wouldn't think to clean but are slowly collecting stains, smudges and residual toxins from when you walk past normal dry cleaning storefronts. You can even use the Groupon to get alterations done - they'll hem those pants and fix your jacket zippers - or have Clevergreen wash and fold your regular laundy. Check out all their services here. Should you choose to redeem the Groupon on their signature dry cleaning service, you'll be getting a lot for your money. For example, with today's Groupon, a man could get a suit, a sweater, 2 pairs of pants, a jacket, and a tie dry cleaned; a woman could dry clean 2 blouses, 2 skirts, and 2 dresses. See their complete price list here. Keep in mind this is a same day service, so if you're playing rugby and you get grass stains on your wedding gown the day before you really need it, Clevergreen is there for you - in 3 convenient locations:

The Athletic Club, located in a renovated warehouse at 653 Summer, has a variety of weight loss options beyond standard workout machines. Consult with their staff dietician about your unfortunate lard-only diet, and she can guide you towards the in-house restaurant for some healthy alternatives. Da Club (as it's known by clever patrons) offers classes like “Group Kick” (martial arts and boxing), yoga, pilates, cycling classes, and the non-ancient art of “Zumba”— a Latin/Merengue/Reggaeton dance-fitness fusion, or the new millennium’s answer to the 90s sensation of “Cardio Funk”. Lovers of both fitness and dismemberment can partake in a “Legs, Butts and Guts” toning class.