A vast beauty boutique, Merle Norman stocks top-quality cosmetics and its self-titled line of skincare solutions alongside a selection of bags and accessories. Browsers can buff out the physical effects of cruel mortality with a polished perfection exfoliator ($21.99). Designer handbags ($39.99–$78.99) stylishly store lip glaze ($17.99) and lash-prep mascara ($15.99) along with an array of eyeliners, which allow travelers to outline irises in plaid or paisley on the fly ($14.99).
At (Kin*dle) Spa, licensed therapists send the upper body and feet on a relaxing retreat using certified organic products and aromatherapy massage. Once the client fills out a form outlining their specific needs and pain points, a therapist custom tailors a massage targeting the back, neck, shoulders, and horns with Swedish and deep-tissue techniques. Even when faced with the most fervent muscle fibers, the therapists promise they won't jeopardize the client's comfort and ensure an experience more soothing than playing cribbage with Mickey Rooney.
Over the last six years, licensed massage therapist Misty Witcher has performed more than 6,000 relaxing massages—placing her second on the all-time rankings behind whoever has to massage pro wrestlers. She harnesses her extensive experience each time she approaches a knotted muscle, performing Swedish, hot-stone, deep-tissue, and prenatal massages to help heal her clients and reduce their pain.