Today's Groupon gives your abdominal muscles the ability to form a smile under their own power. For $16, you get two 90-minute belly-dancing lessons at the Cassandra School of Belly Dance (a $32 value). It's perfect for all ages, skill levels, and body types, including average, non-average, semi-average, or tall. My Wife’s A Witch! (6 episodes): Meek accountant Phil Moser thinks he’s found the woman of his dreams. She’s smart, lovely, and, unfortunately for Phil, a witch! Meddling wife Esmerelda frequently gets Phil into trouble due to mix-ups involving magic powers and a lack of understanding of middle-class mores. The groundbreaking “calf giving birth” episode remains a classic.