At Subversion Fitness, personal trainers and staff members educate and inspire clients in a boutique-style gym with flat-screen TVs, fitness classes, and onsite massages. Workout wizards ensure that gym rookies get paired with the right equipment for their calorie roasts and offer no-contract memberships trimmed with free fitness assessments, custom workout plans, and nutritional guidance. Come mornings and evenings, nine classes allow guests to indulge in group fitness, enjoying samba during Zumba or studying the finer points of worm hunting during Early Bird Bootcamp. The gym also houses Kubat Massage Studio, helmed by a licensed massage therapist eager to melt muscles and oust knots with six different massage modalities. Subversion Fitness is as green as Sam-I-Am’s cash, and the studio extends a friendly hand to eco-awareness by recycling, employing a waterless filtration system and refurbished equipment, and eschewing paper whenever possible.