Arranged by Emmy award-winning composer Jace Vek, Amish Burlesque pays homage to the performing greats through the absurd lens of traditional Amish lifestyle. With guest appearances by not "Cher" and not "Nancy Sinatra," this indulgently comedic and shamelessly referential show showcases laugh-inducing language, themes, and action for audiences 13 and up. On stage, the cast soars through sung silliness and danced dedication. Out in the seats, guests participate in a variety of choreographed chime-ins and shout-outs. Whether you and your guests are sitting back and soaking up the show or standing up for prideful parody, you'll have no shortage of soreness on your giggle-plexes and no excess of frown lines on your facial regions.
With machines set up in rows to encourage competition, many ordinary gyms cater to men's bodies and psychology, right down to the urinals that were "accidentally" installed in the women's locker room. At Curves, you'll move around a circuit of hydraulic resistance machines that have been designed to work with women's bodies and promote weight loss, protect against osteoporosis, and deal with arthritis. Instead of fiddling with weight stacks and losing your momentum, the hydraulic machines use your body weight and fitness level to create resistance that matches your abilities, decreasing the risk of soreness or injury. Because traditional lift-and-lower motions create bulky muscles, each machine uses push-and-pull motions to create toned, lean muscles perfect for crushing a grapefruit without looking like you can.
Staffed by experienced coaches and computers who’ve sworn allegiance to the three laws of golfing robotics, GolfTec’s motion sensors and high-speed cameras monitor swings and break down each individual’s form on a high-definition video display to get results. Sensors chirp with approval whenever they detect the perfect stroke or an especially witty golfing joke. GolfTec’s certified personal coaches will point out flaws and strengths while providing golfers with tips on how to permanently improve their game from tee to green.