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Genesis Weight and Age Management's team of physicians and registered dietitians fortifies bodies against lethargy, weight gain, and hormonal imbalance. After consulting with patients to determine their wellness goals, the medical professionals choose the ideal elixir from their arsenal, administered as quick injections or prescription supplements.
A house specialty, Lean lipotropic injections boost energy levels and bolster weight-loss efforts with a blend of methionine, inositol, and choline, with personalized, vitamin-rich enhancements such as B5, D, or essence of Barney Rubble. Additional hormone supplements for both men and women ensure that age-related depletions are replenished, helping to improve bone density and boost libido.
Basics and Beyond is a personal training program with a certified roster of trainers, nutritionists, and rehab specialists headlined by director and fitness expert Dan DeFigio, who has been featured on Dr. Phil. During a personal training session (a $65 value per hour), exercise routines will exorcise soft bodies, resulting in the mass exodus of malicious fat cells to unveil a slimmer, toner soul satchel. Through nutritional analysis, a personal trainer advises clients on which items in their cabinets are their allies, and which items are gateways to higher-caloric meals.
Under the expert guidance of Dr. Jeffrey Moore, the staff at TLC Weightloss & Medspa harness the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.
Like many trainers, Rickey Taylor spent much of his life fascinated by fitness, but he has also always loved art. He considers the act of training others as a combination of the two: his clients’ bodies serving as the canvases that he helps transform into healthy human specimens. He founded Xcelerated Training as an art-cum-fitness studio, where he now paints a healthy picture of the world.
Rickey employs a blend of cardio, weight training, and plyometrics in his body-sculpting workouts. His enthusiasm is contagious, and he encourages patrons to motivate one another through the high-intensity, boot-camp-style classes. Though his classes are held in small groups, he schedules one-on-one sessions with customers who request it. He also provides nutrition coaching, further pushing patrons toward healthier lifestyles without relying on fad diets, such as only eating fruits with fresh hairstyles.